Tuesday morning, please be gone I'm tired of you.
Ah, the life of a recluse. Bored with people, bored with pretty much everything, really.
But there's always my music. Zeppelin will be releasing their entire catalog in digital format next month. That's pretty exciting; now if we could just get the Beatles! Of course, I already have pretty much every album the Beatles recorded, so...
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Ah, the life of a recluse. Bored with people, bored with pretty much everything, really.
But there's always my music. Zeppelin will be releasing their entire catalog in digital format next month. That's pretty exciting; now if we could just get the Beatles! Of course, I already have pretty much every album the Beatles recorded, so...
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claudette:
It's almost midnight silly, what crazy ass space-time continuum are you living in? Sheesh!
claudette:
Weird, my septum is deviated causing the right nostril to be closed as well - twinsies! (Yeah, I said it.) Sucks does't it? When I blow my nose it sounds like an angry elephant, which gets me lots of dates of course. Does it make your glasses sit crooked on your nose? Am I the only one?!?! 
I've decided my one strength in conversation is the ability to keep people talking about themselves. I'm talking about the "hey, how's your life been" conversations, not those about history or science or religion or politics. I'm good at those kinds of conversations. But the other kind, the small-talk kind...what can I say about myself? I go to work. I come home. I'm a recluse....
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claudette:
I've been reading Chaucer for two weeks straight Sir. It really is affecting me, not to mention I was quite taken aback at the audacity of said redneck yelling at me about killing baby animals - kind of set the mood for the entirety of the trip. Fucking hill people really piss me off.
claudette:
Shit, we were readin Lanval by Marie de France and some woman got all huffy in the discussion boards (it's an online course) and wrote something to the effect of, "Isn't this a bit xxx rated for this course? I'm not sure this is appropriate reading..." I replied something to the effect of, "Aren't you a little bit sheltered for this course? If you can't handle history, maybe you should check out the bible college down the street lady." Rediclous. Yet another reason why I take online courses - I'd have to choke a bitch otherwise.
Hey, it looks like my sister got a job. At Best Buy. Yay employee discount! Really, this is probably one of the best things to happen to me in quite a while.
My cable went on the fritz earlier this week without me knowing; the TiVo has dual tuners, so most of the channels don't come through the decoder box itself. However, when I do...
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My cable went on the fritz earlier this week without me knowing; the TiVo has dual tuners, so most of the channels don't come through the decoder box itself. However, when I do...
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claudette:
I suppose you're right.
So... Can I be in love with Dairy Queen's Cotton Candy Blizzard?!?! Becuase I totally am.
So... Can I be in love with Dairy Queen's Cotton Candy Blizzard?!?! Becuase I totally am.
snazzy:
Naw, young buck has a girlfriend, dangit! I shall glue your heart back together promptly! 
And dammit, I'M TOTALLY JEALOUS YOU BROUGHT HER FLOWERS!!! Do you have ANY idea how thrilled I would be if a man brought me flowers?! Thank you Jeebus, may chivalry not be dead afterall!!!
And dammit, I'M TOTALLY JEALOUS YOU BROUGHT HER FLOWERS!!! Do you have ANY idea how thrilled I would be if a man brought me flowers?! Thank you Jeebus, may chivalry not be dead afterall!!!
I have been too lenient with the mice at my house.
Yes, I have mice. They live in my garage and in the breezeway that connects the garage to the house. Generally, I let them be. I don't have any crops for them to spoil, and they don't come into the house. I have four cats, and the life expectancy of a mouse that sneaks...
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Yes, I have mice. They live in my garage and in the breezeway that connects the garage to the house. Generally, I let them be. I don't have any crops for them to spoil, and they don't come into the house. I have four cats, and the life expectancy of a mouse that sneaks...
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snazzy:
And this my dear is why I shall soon be officially named a "Hermette"! Teehee, I like the sounds of that... 
claudette:
Sci Fi channel indeed!
Benedryl is evil, but when you're just too sick to function at least it will knock ya out I guess.
I was having a real hard time sitting through this Flora of China lecture last night. The auditorium has a bit of mold, comine that with my current allergy situation and I wasn't breathing very well. And of course I forgot my inhaler. It sucked.
Benedryl is evil, but when you're just too sick to function at least it will knock ya out I guess.
I was having a real hard time sitting through this Flora of China lecture last night. The auditorium has a bit of mold, comine that with my current allergy situation and I wasn't breathing very well. And of course I forgot my inhaler. It sucked.
Why is there no one around to talk to at 7:00 am?
Before this week, the weather had been extremely dry around here. No rain for ages. As a result, the geese had retreated to their secret lairs, and I hadn't seen them out marauding for quite some time. Now that it's rained, I see them out again. They're in peoples' yards, eating grass seed....
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Before this week, the weather had been extremely dry around here. No rain for ages. As a result, the geese had retreated to their secret lairs, and I hadn't seen them out marauding for quite some time. Now that it's rained, I see them out again. They're in peoples' yards, eating grass seed....
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snazzy:
For the record, instead of working out tonight like I'd planned, I've been sitting here on my ass on SG stuffing my face with chips-n-salsa and rice krispy treats... 
I forgot to tell the eHarmony story of last week, so here goes.
I received a message at MySpace from Tom, inviting me to participate in beta testing some new thing they have going with eHarmony. I thought I'd give it a try, because I was curious about what sort of people they'd match me with. Would they be interesting? Attractive? Or annoying and ugly?...
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I received a message at MySpace from Tom, inviting me to participate in beta testing some new thing they have going with eHarmony. I thought I'd give it a try, because I was curious about what sort of people they'd match me with. Would they be interesting? Attractive? Or annoying and ugly?...
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snazzy:
I am like MEGA lo-fi these days with my turntable. I recently scored one of those old portable ones at Goodwill. I LOVE it! It's light blue and has stickers all over it that some kid stuck on. I plan on taking those off and really cleaning it up, but I haven't had a chance yet. Sure, it doesn't sound the greatest, but I kinda like that about it. And besides, I can take it anywhere I go! You really can't beat that...
I also have a hand-me-down stereo of my mom's that has a turntable, so if I really want to listen to something and blast it, I can play stuff on there.
I hear ya about finding nice stereo equipment, though. I am currently searching for super badass 70's components so that I can one day have like, the vintage stereo of all vintage stereos! Most of the thrift stores around here are pretty hip to that stuff though, so it still isn't all that cheap...
I also have a hand-me-down stereo of my mom's that has a turntable, so if I really want to listen to something and blast it, I can play stuff on there.
I hear ya about finding nice stereo equipment, though. I am currently searching for super badass 70's components so that I can one day have like, the vintage stereo of all vintage stereos! Most of the thrift stores around here are pretty hip to that stuff though, so it still isn't all that cheap...
claudette:
Yeah, I'm totally smoking right now. I made it 36 hours! That should count for something right? I'm going to lower my expectations a bit. I figure, if I have to suffer school cafeteria food, I should be allowed tobacco to speed up the digestion. ...That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
I've realized something about myself and my relationship with women. To them, I'm not good enough to have a serious relationship with, but I'm too good to just have meaningless sex with. It's a shame, because I think I have a lot to offer in either case.
More than one woman has told me, "Nate, if I were single, I'd be all over you."
I...
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More than one woman has told me, "Nate, if I were single, I'd be all over you."
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claudette:
Nah, it's just the boys I want to hit on my never do, and the ones I don't stalk me until I'm more than annoyed.
I wear flip-flops all the time. And have been known to wear ballet flats while welding. Oopsies.
I wear flip-flops all the time. And have been known to wear ballet flats while welding. Oopsies.
snazzy:
Being single SUCKS, especially in this town! I've been hating every minute of it... I'm sorry, but this "dating" B.S. is for the birds! Seriously.... 
Hang in there, I feel your pain!
Hang in there, I feel your pain! Undesirables in Our Communities
Our neighborhoods are being invaded by undesirables. They aren't like us; their skin color, their communication...they're like animals. They come here from other countries, sometimes passing through, and sometimes making our communities their permanent homes.
Huge groups of them have taken over our parks, and they violently attack anyone who tresspasses on their "turf."
Just this morning I saw a gang...
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Our neighborhoods are being invaded by undesirables. They aren't like us; their skin color, their communication...they're like animals. They come here from other countries, sometimes passing through, and sometimes making our communities their permanent homes.
Huge groups of them have taken over our parks, and they violently attack anyone who tresspasses on their "turf."
Just this morning I saw a gang...
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claudette:
Why do people keep telling me that? Heh.
claudette:
Typo, I'm a tard.
I've been smoking the half decent cigarette butts outs of the ashtray. Desperation indeed.
I hate that shit at work. I always get afraid that I'll be fired, but it's always someone else luckily.
I've been smoking the half decent cigarette butts outs of the ashtray. Desperation indeed.
I hate that shit at work. I always get afraid that I'll be fired, but it's always someone else luckily.
Everyone,
I'm all right; I wasn't on the bridge when it collapsed, and so far all the people I know are ok too.
To all of you in my area, I hope you and your loved ones are safe as well.
I'm all right; I wasn't on the bridge when it collapsed, and so far all the people I know are ok too.
To all of you in my area, I hope you and your loved ones are safe as well.
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claudette:
"You must have failed to repsond to almost every newer drug invented?"
Fact. And even some that aren't so new.
Have you already discovered the joys of missing a dose of Effexor? Quite lovely.
Fact. And even some that aren't so new.
Have you already discovered the joys of missing a dose of Effexor? Quite lovely.
claudette:
It's bad news bears. You get really dizzy, feel nauseous, and kind of want to die.
I don't know if you've seen this, but just in case...
Cracks me up everytime!
I don't know if you've seen this, but just in case...
Cracks me up everytime!
Why can't I be happy? Today was a bad day, but there wasn't really any reason for it to be. I think I'm going to go to the doctor this week to get stronger meds; the ones I have now clearly aren't working anymore.
I wanted someone who would listen to me today, someone who'd care, and I wrote the following to Mary (that's the...
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I wanted someone who would listen to me today, someone who'd care, and I wrote the following to Mary (that's the...
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claudette:
Nah, my best friend from way back is OCD like a mother fucker and I think she cleans twice a year. Silly stereotypes. 
claudette:
A few months back my back shower exploded with waste that backed up from the sewer pipe. Flooded the back part of the house. Cost a few g's to have 20 feet of pipe dug up in the backyard and replaced. It was a lovely experience.
I had a good time Saturday night up at Breezy Point. Good people, good music. It's always a fun time up there.
But I hate Sundays, when the alcohol of the night before fucks with my brain chemistry, and I'm so depressed I can't stand it. When I'm with a whole group of people and feel alone. When I just want to be by myself,...
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But I hate Sundays, when the alcohol of the night before fucks with my brain chemistry, and I'm so depressed I can't stand it. When I'm with a whole group of people and feel alone. When I just want to be by myself,...
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farrukh:
get it??? ha ha, aren't i a laugh a minute???
anishka:
Hey you!!!! Yes I love my bengals....whatever happened to mathgirl? 
Well everyone, I'm back. The girlfriend is gone.
I'm doing ok with it all, though. Looking forward to eying pretty girls again.
I'm doing ok with it all, though. Looking forward to eying pretty girls again.
arielle:
I was asking myself what was going on with you. I thought that the reason of your absence was either : death or gf. Seems that I was right 
Welcome back
xox
Welcome back
xox