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Tonight is National Night Out. I don't think my block is having a block party. I wasn't invited, but that's not why I think there isn't one; I wouldn't be invited under any circumstances. However, they block of the street when they have one, and since my house is in the middle of the block, I can't get home.

Then you politely ask if...
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I want to raise donkeys and goats. Maybe chickens, but I don't really like chickens. However, they and their undeveloped young are delicious. Donkeys and goats are just funny. I like them.

Oddly, I like donkeys, but I think horses are ridiculous. I'm not a fan.

But if it worked out, maybe I'd never have to go to the grocery store. I could eat chickens...
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sunshine:
I actually thought it was a bit hokey, but still good...and I'm sure it will settle in. What did you think?
sunshine:
Thanks for the love on my set! smile It really means a lot to me! And yeah I agree that it should at least be a bit hokey. I'm excited for episode 2 tonight! smile
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I really want to leave a comment on news article about suicide.

However, I'm going to restrain myself, because it's a touchy subject, and everyone who's commented so far is feeling so good about themselves. I'd hate to ruin their party.

But any of you who've kept up with my writing can guess what I'd write. Particularly about how I disagree with the author,...
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claudette:
What came to mind after reading that article was the ideology that suicide is a completely selfish act - which was made point of several times in that piece. However, saying "don't kill yourselves!" falls right along the same lines, eh? Oh, hypocrisy...

Here's something from my physics course I found amusing and ties in:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one question:

"Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with a proof."

(Note: an exothermic system is on that gives off heat to the surroundings, whereas an endothermic is one that absorbs heat from its surroundings)
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving?
I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for souls entering hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since, there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant.
Thus, there are two possibilities:
If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose.
If hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, than the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.
If we accept the postulate given to me by a young lady during my first year, "It will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you," then number 2 above is not true and so Hell is exothermic.




Yay high fives for woods walks. You know how much I love them! Have you found an appropriate "pokin' stick" yet? I like to keep one along to fend off possible snakes or rednecks that may come my way. And if luck have it, throw a snake on a redneck. biggrin

sunshine:
Well I have TiVo! HAHA, I can watch shows that are on on Friday nights without being stuck in. Although truth be told, I like to stay in just as much as I like to go out...well maybe not JUST as much wink
I'm going to have to give that show a try.
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I'm having a crisis. I saw some photographs of myself. I haven't seen any for a while. I look awful. I mean, I knew on an intellectual level that I've put on a bit too much weight. But it's different to actually see it.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not grotesque or anything, and you all will say, "Oh, don't worry about it, you're not...
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snazzy:
That's what I figured as well.
freakpirate:
No, she's sadly quite real.

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I think I may start engaging the services of professionals. You know...prostitutes. I think it may be a perfect arrangement. I neither need nor want constant companionship. Sex is good once in a while, though, and it would be nice to get it without having to deal with all the confusing people-things that are involved with a girlfriend. People-things that I don't understand. Things they...
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snazzy:
Not much here, either. I've been unemployed for about 3 weeks now, so I for sure haven't been up to a whole hell of a lot. At all. But I am trying to go to school in the fall, so that's what I've been working towards these days...
sunshine:
yep...he's a shar-pei wink and thank you! I love my jeep smile

and this is gonna probably sound crazy but I don't see how prostitution is SO different from some relationships! I'm all for it wink
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I'm back, for now. Please don't bore me to death.

For anyone interested in where I've been, I was trying to live in the real world. And get a blowjob. No, I didn't get one.
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claudette:
Ears stayed on; if they hadn't I'd be hanging my head in shame.
claudette:
I wash my hands before I cook, and while I'm cooking - ex: whenever I touch meat or eggs. I spent five years in food service, I definitely don't fuck around with that shit.

Oddly enough, I hate people watching me eat. I can't go to a restaraunt by myself because I feel like everyone is staring at me, waiting for some sauce to fall on my shirt.
You're not the only weirdo 'round these parts.
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I'm better now. Calmer. Did I ruin everything forever?

Also, my cold sore is going away. This is good. It was a short-lived one. I believe in the anti-viral properties of isopropyl alcohol.

I might go to the zoo this weekend if it's nice. That woman from years ago finagled an appointment out of me. I'm sure it's not the right thing to do.

Ah...
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This is not me.

I'm the intelligent, nice, charming man you all know and love. The man who cares about [some] other people. The man who is strong and confident and independent. The man who is a good friend. A good partner.

This...thing...is the disease. This thing that acts bizarrely, that writes depressed blogs. This thing that seeks constant reassurance to counteract pathological,...
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Another year, another birthday.
How many more like this?
The empty years that roll slowly past,
Nothing to connect with,
A prisoner of my own mind.
The only comforting thoughts
The rope, the drug, the blade,
The escape.
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I hate Sundays.

Don't tell me you miss me if you don't mean it. Do you miss me?

It's easier to be alone. I'm not lonely when I'm alone.

Bored, bored, bored, bored. Bored with you, and bored with me.

Why do women I haven't spoken to in ages insist on reappearing in my life? There's a reason we stopped talking. Nothing has changed. People...
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ms_magdalena:
Well, you should show me =P
ms_magdalena:
So?
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I couldn't log into my account earlier. Kept telling me I had the wrong password.

So I checked my email, and I had a message from SG saying they acknowledged my request to reset my password, and had done so. Luckily they included the new password.

The question is, was this something brought on by my failed log-on attempts, a bug, or is someone messing...
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ms_magdalena:
Totally not me. Cause, even though I have your e-mail address, why would I? tongue
claudette:
So you've managed to evade the plague? Impressive indeed sir! You must have one hell of an immune system for a man that eats tobacco for breakfast. wink
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Disclaimer: The following, though inspired by real people and events, is a work of fiction.

You fade into the background.
Nameless, faceless, you melt
Back into the anonymous blob
Of contemptible humanity.
The time we spent together
Is a dream recalled through
Valium amnesia.
Where has the connection gone?
Was it real?
I can't remember through the deafening silence.
Speak, and I will remember.
faeryrocious:
You're talking about me right? lol