Well it is a bit late but I have to tell you what happend to me Wednesday night. The time is 10:54 central i am prepring to go to bed. I walk by the foot of my bed. And I feel something roll under my friend..... WHAT THE FUCK ROLLS under your foot that is soft and fairly warm.......anyone care to guess.......well I can't play the damn jepardy theme so i will just tell you....it was a fucking snake.....Ok now that my cussing fit is over. I do appoligize to all you fucking sissys who do not like it. 
Anyway.... can anyone tell me what goes through your head when you feel something unger your foot. Well I don't know about most u suiciders.....but if it is not MY snake I lose my damn mind.....you can only guess the freak out u go through....you lay down and are afraid to put your hand between the pillows for fear of teeth sinkin into you nuckles....the least little bit of sheet rub aginst your skin you instantly freak out because the only thing going through your mind is that is scales...and you never move so fast in your life...your feet drape off the bed. the wind blows the sheet and you jerk your feet up to your ass. your knees cause you to roll off the dang bed. then you are back in the floor where the snake was to begin with....All the while you are thinking damn I am gonna die tonight of a heart attack if the damn snakes don't sink their fangs into me first.....All the while jumping up and FLYING to the light switch I mean my feet never touch the floor....The light surges throught the room revealing NOTHING.... By now the clock says 11:45....Yes smart asses my clock talks to me....It also says to me your dumbass has to be up at 4:45 and u are afraid of a damn worm with fangs you pansy ass......grow a pair and go to bed...so i shut the light off but leave the t.v. on. yeah i am a pansy ass like the clock said. well I drift off to sleep and I wake up ever hour hearing all kinds of noises...the clock says shit head it is only 4:00 well i go back to bed, wake up and look at the clock he says hey moron it is only one....I look at it and sey hey shitty....I call him shitty and he is okay with it... I ask him why the hell is it one now and four earlier....he says fuck you go back to bed.....he is a bit of a potty mouth... well I roll over and fall back asleep and I swear on all that is holy to ME than 5 mins. later that son of a bich alarm clock of mine goes off saying it is 4:45 am. I say fuck you and get up and go to work.... 
Anyway.... can anyone tell me what goes through your head when you feel something unger your foot. Well I don't know about most u suiciders.....but if it is not MY snake I lose my damn mind.....you can only guess the freak out u go through....you lay down and are afraid to put your hand between the pillows for fear of teeth sinkin into you nuckles....the least little bit of sheet rub aginst your skin you instantly freak out because the only thing going through your mind is that is scales...and you never move so fast in your life...your feet drape off the bed. the wind blows the sheet and you jerk your feet up to your ass. your knees cause you to roll off the dang bed. then you are back in the floor where the snake was to begin with....All the while you are thinking damn I am gonna die tonight of a heart attack if the damn snakes don't sink their fangs into me first.....All the while jumping up and FLYING to the light switch I mean my feet never touch the floor....The light surges throught the room revealing NOTHING.... By now the clock says 11:45....Yes smart asses my clock talks to me....It also says to me your dumbass has to be up at 4:45 and u are afraid of a damn worm with fangs you pansy ass......grow a pair and go to bed...so i shut the light off but leave the t.v. on. yeah i am a pansy ass like the clock said. well I drift off to sleep and I wake up ever hour hearing all kinds of noises...the clock says shit head it is only 4:00 well i go back to bed, wake up and look at the clock he says hey moron it is only one....I look at it and sey hey shitty....I call him shitty and he is okay with it... I ask him why the hell is it one now and four earlier....he says fuck you go back to bed.....he is a bit of a potty mouth... well I roll over and fall back asleep and I swear on all that is holy to ME than 5 mins. later that son of a bich alarm clock of mine goes off saying it is 4:45 am. I say fuck you and get up and go to work.... 