siamesekitty

i've had such a long vacation....i don't know what to do with myself.

maybe i'll dress up as an evil pirate girl and go "arrrr" and make my cat bela walk the plank off my couch ship to his watery doom

then i'll dress up as a mermaid and save my bela who it turns out is a powerful wizard who gives me a magical poition that makes me grow legs and i learn how to walk for the first time like a baby. i experience the wonders of living on land only to miss my sea home. so i go to the powerful wizard bela and ask him for my fishtails back and he tells me that the potion is irriversible and that i must live out my life as a land dweller or he can turn me into a coy fish and i can live the rest of my life in this super fancy pond in the garden of a magical castle...i say yes...so now i'm a coy fish only i'm in love with the beautiful princess who crys her sad tears into my pond home and all i can do is look up and be coy.

yes yes i have so much time!