shynola

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*theme tune* and Update!

Hi - long time no news.

I'm not going to go on about new job, how much hard work it is and the like - the only thing I will say is that I love it and I'm really happy. I have been so busy of late that I can't even begin to start with an update from the last journal. Here's a brief run down:

Was single - nor more. Met a gorgeous young chap at work with a heart of gold and pure quality, I even got my first EVER Valentines present a fabulous book called FLORA by NICK KNIGHT It is so God damn beautiful.

Mr King - lovely chunky fella and 4 years my junior! Woooo! Multimedia designer and a bundle of love and fun. Its serious! And I never thought I would be ever serious about anyone. He even asked to be his 'girlfriend' over a candle lit dinner- you may laugh, but I have never been offically asked out in that old school way before - I always just kinda fell into relationships, so I can imagine that some people would be upest at the conotations of ownership of someone - but I'm finding it all very romantic and adorable.

The mad scientist saw the error of his ways after admitting to me that he was trying to plya me and had made a huge gastly mistake. I never understand why people do that 'playing it cool' lark when they can obviously see that someone good is interested - just be effing honest and surely honestly will be returned.

The flat is coming on slowly after pulling down the bathroom ceiling and seeing it collaspe in a heap in my bath! got mst of the rooms done and have since found out that it had had a fire, was squatted by junky punks (no offence to punks) and infested with rats. Nice - well it will be,

Of out kitten and puppy buying over the next few weeks - I wanna dawg! figured if we got two little mites at the same time, they wuld grow up and love eachother like loads! I'm after a big version of Colin from Spaced, And a little version of somthing slightly ginger - and furry, that purrrrs.

Been a funny month all in all - been getting on with work and getting to know new fella. piling on the pounds as you do when you start a new thing... but tell me this - WHY HAVE I GOT SUCH BAD FLATULENCE???!!!! I have not stoped farting for a month! Really eggy ones too! hahahah

All in all things are good - the only reservation I have at the moment is why can't he stop singing 1980s power ballad? Todays special is "everything you do' by poodle haired, clog wearing rock kitten Brian May! Worrying.

Cool kids - give me a shout and let me know your news too - apologies for the absence - busy bee and I'm sure you don't really wanna hear about my laminate flooring, kitchen worktop, water pipe disasters!

I'll try and do a journal haunt over the next coupla days.

Love you all like roobarb and custard!

Shy xxxx