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Sunday Apr 04, 2004

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What am I doing wrong? Seriously?

Same shit different day.

My friend and I go to Hooters, the waitress gives him her number. Two nights ago, we go to a bar, the waitress gives him her number. Tonight, we are at a party, the only single chick goes home with him.


What?


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psych_rock:
hmm, with your car and possibly blue collar job (i assume), the girls should be going for you... maybe you are missing the signals. took me forever to figure them out:

1. smiles
2. attentiveness
3. sincerity
Apr 4, 2004
chezui23:
in that case you are a lost cause!

no just jokes...

to be honest im not much with the ladies... all the nice girls i have met have been through friends, or friends of friends at parties or gigs or whatever... im not much for the picking up girls from a bar deal, unless all you are looking for is a hookup.
its always been my contention that if i can go to a bar, and pick up a girl and take her home, then so could any other guy - and whats so special about that?

do you approach the ladies when you are out or do you just wait for them to come up to you?
Apr 4, 2004

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