I'm back on two wheels !!
I got the parts the other day and I'm back on the road. I'm not the greatest mechanic but these jobs get a little easier every time I start wrenching.
I went out last weekend in the Tenderloin and got SHITHOUSED. When I woke up the next morning my wallet was gone. What a horrible feeling. I didn't have any cuts or scabs, so I figure no one mugged me. It's not like I was carrying any gold cards either. I made all the appropriate calls to cancel my ATM and my Video membership cards. It's scary now to think that some fucker could possibly use my ID for some nefarious purpose.
The weirdest part though is how aware I am of not having a wallet in my pocket. I never noticed it when it was there. But now, my ass feels all lopsided. I'd be willing to bet that if I measured them, my left cheek (wallet side) would be a little smaller.


I went out last weekend in the Tenderloin and got SHITHOUSED. When I woke up the next morning my wallet was gone. What a horrible feeling. I didn't have any cuts or scabs, so I figure no one mugged me. It's not like I was carrying any gold cards either. I made all the appropriate calls to cancel my ATM and my Video membership cards. It's scary now to think that some fucker could possibly use my ID for some nefarious purpose.
The weirdest part though is how aware I am of not having a wallet in my pocket. I never noticed it when it was there. But now, my ass feels all lopsided. I'd be willing to bet that if I measured them, my left cheek (wallet side) would be a little smaller.
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Don't even tell me how you measure the buttock?