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Wednesday May 04, 2005

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random thoughts about vin diesel...

Vin Diesel once scaled Mt Everest using only his half-erect penis and a coat hanger.

God creates kittens every time Vin Diesel masturbates.

Vin Diesel created the internet out of some 2x4's and a pack of smokes he stole from Jesus

Vin Diesel is how they cram all that graham into Golden Grahams.

All your Vin Diesel are belong to us

If you utter the phrase "klaatu barada nikto", Vin Diesel will fellate a monkey in your living room for $4.99.

Vin Diesel signed the Treaty of Versailles in 1919 as a joke to punish the Germans because during the mid-1800's Otto von Bismarck told him he was out of shape. Hitler later called him a giant douche, so he shot him in the face.

Vin Diesel has a black belt in pudding, which is not a martial art. He's just that good at it

The U.S. actually dropped Vin Diesel onto Hiroshima, and that one can speak for itself

Vin Diesel regularly visits Africa, to have his penis cut off; since it grows with every glass of water he drinks.

Never one to back down from a fight, Vin Diesel agreed to fight the entire French army, who did not show up.

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---update---

burnbright loves chess

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pinkily:
I sorry..... frown I know that in a few weeks my buddies from Chrome will be playing there, and then TenPenny. smile I'll see if I can find a sched. for ya and let ya know. But the Menus rock my world fer sure.
May 4, 2005
howard1985:
I work at Frickers. i got to school at Miami University of Middletown. and i hide the bodies in the Frickers food or in the melted steel of AK Steel.
May 4, 2005

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