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Lately, I've noticed a rash of people posting lyrics to their favorite emo songs and poetry. Ever the follower, I've decided to post mine.


Ooooh...Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...aaaaammm...fuckin' an animal!

Fuckin' an animal
Holding on the horns
Fuckin' an animal
I'm involved with porn
Fuckin' an animal
Sure is nice and warm in here...

In my animal
Drinkin' fifty beers
Fuckin' an animal
Blowin' fifty steers
Fuckin' an animal
Oh, I'm a fuckin' queer
Fuckin' an animal

Didn't need to take her on a date
Just had to stand here on the crate
No talking, no torment, no long-term commitment
Just me my animal, Getting my dick bent...

Oh, animal
Lovely animal

Arrrrggggghh!

Animal!
Didn't have to say-ee please
Fuckin' an animal
With Legionnaires disease
I'm fuckin' an animal
Damn hard on the knees...
I'm fuckin' an animal

ANIMAL!!!
Animal fucker on the loose
Fuckin' an animal
I'll go from dog to goose
Fuckin' an animal
One time I fucked a moose
Fuckin' an animal

Now the animal's in pain!
It's in pain, it's in pain, it's in pain (terrible pain).
But now it starts to rain
But I'm still the same...

Meet my animal
Animal!!
Oh, animal
Oh, animal, animal, animal, animal

Animal!
Not proud of what I do...
I'm fuckin' an animal
I had a great time at the zoo
I'm fuckin' an animal
Cause you won't let me fuck you...
Animal!

Spoken: I'm not willing to spend any more time on that song...


-GWAR