THE JOB HUNT!
Silently the hunter stalked through the newspaper foliage, carefully camouflaged in his khaki's of desperation and carrying his mighty 12-guage resume with an oak finish stock. Ahead of him he spied all manner of jobs ripe for the picking. A herd of spritely fashion retail gazelle hopped across in front of him. But he wasn't interested in that... Lo, he did spy the rare "Gamer specialist" beast, of the Harvius Normanite family, by its side, its less desirable, but equally rare 'Computer salesperson' position of the same genus. An outside approached, a lowly "Good guys" retail position.. The hunter shrugged to himself and loaded his special "Spam my resume" buckshot into his gun. He took careful aim at the beasts and fired..
Did he hit?
The great white hunter missed his first shot, the gaming beast eluding him! "FUCK" he exclaimed!
To be continued..
Silently the hunter stalked through the newspaper foliage, carefully camouflaged in his khaki's of desperation and carrying his mighty 12-guage resume with an oak finish stock. Ahead of him he spied all manner of jobs ripe for the picking. A herd of spritely fashion retail gazelle hopped across in front of him. But he wasn't interested in that... Lo, he did spy the rare "Gamer specialist" beast, of the Harvius Normanite family, by its side, its less desirable, but equally rare 'Computer salesperson' position of the same genus. An outside approached, a lowly "Good guys" retail position.. The hunter shrugged to himself and loaded his special "Spam my resume" buckshot into his gun. He took careful aim at the beasts and fired..
Did he hit?
The great white hunter missed his first shot, the gaming beast eluding him! "FUCK" he exclaimed!
To be continued..
good luck....
12 guage?....
You need a .44 magnum
That shit'll stay fucked up