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Friday May 01, 2009

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I feel compelled to tell you of the awesome burger I had.

Grilled chicken, mayo, tomato, Portugese hot sauce, cheese..

It was a good burger and from Red Rooster no less!

It was so good.. its the type of burger who would go out, grab a chick and fuck her in front of her mother whilst giving her the finger.

It was so good.. its the type of burger that drives a monster truck and screams "FUCK YOU" to whomever gets in its way, whilst smoking a cigar.

It was so good.. its the type of burger that has its own theme song and fireworks intro, just like in wrestling, then it comes down to the ring and takes a shit on a yuppy.

It was so good.. its the type of burger that solves all its social problems with headbutts and nut punches with cries of "Man up!"

It was so good.. its the type of burger watches pornography then answers the door with an unashamed erection.

It was a good burger.
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
shottphotos:
Red rooster is ok, but usually the burgers are so damn small that they barely rate a mouthfull!
May 4, 2009
reshizzle:
your fluffy white dog looks like my dog! my dog has the over/under bite thing too.
May 5, 2009

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