Saturday May 09, 2009

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I had a crappy dream that my seventeen year old dog died last night ;(

Stupid brain. I should stab it with a q-tip.

When I woke up, I hugged him for like.. four hours. I think he just wanted me to let him the fuck go.
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amilie:
I do like the sounds of that bagel.
shottphotos:
Hey,

I know how we get attached to those furry mutts, I not too long ago had to let me 8 year old rotty go, very sad.

I don't think you should do the whole q tip thing though, htat could hurt.

Did you know your dreams are ways your sub conscious deals with your unresolved emotions and fears?

Friday May 01, 2009

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I feel compelled to tell you of the awesome burger I had.

Grilled chicken, mayo, tomato, Portugese hot sauce, cheese..

It was a good burger and from Red Rooster no less!

It was so good.. its the type of burger who would go out, grab a chick and fuck her in front of her mother whilst giving her the finger.

It was so good.. its...
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shottphotos:
Red rooster is ok, but usually the burgers are so damn small that they barely rate a mouthfull!
reshizzle:
your fluffy white dog looks like my dog! my dog has the over/under bite thing too.

Friday Apr 17, 2009

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I suck.

Girls suck. (not in a good way, for me)

Social stuff sucks.

BAH!

SUCKS!

Long story, won't bore you with it.

Sucks.
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velvetfaerie:
i agree...
but might i add men suck too?? wink

not you personally of course...
just my male biggrin
shottphotos:
Dude, it does all suck, but it sucks worse if you let it run you. Run it, next time something sucksx, think, Fuck it, chin up try something else. Soon you will be doing so much that you won't have time to contemplate the things that suck. Easy to say, hard to do, BUT it only gets better when you make it.

Thursday Apr 09, 2009

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Gollum's song

Where once was light
Now darkness falls
Where once was love
Love is no more
Don't say goodbye
Don't say I didn't try

These tears we cry
Are falling rain
For all the lies you told us
The hurt, the blame!
And we will weep to be so alone
We are lost
We can never go home

So in the end
I'll be...
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nobodyherenow:
I always thought it was weird when dudes have dark hair with the red beard. It's like what? tongue
Just kidding biggrin

Wednesday Mar 25, 2009

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It's breastakaboobical, chestakamammical, pendular globular fun!
Fleshical orbulal, moundula, scoopula?
Right-o! That's the one!
Is it gluteal maximal, tushital crackular, bunular morning 'til night?
Well you're absotiglandular, fanny-fantastical, mastokafleshular right!

It's an arealogical autoerotical tubular boobular joy!
An exposular regional, batchical pouchular fun for girl and boy!
A litisimal dorsical, hung like a horsical, caliphyligical ball!
The most bunular funular!
Fruit of the loomular!
Frenchical...
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8bitbones:
my Stats
12 strength
15 dexterity
11 charisma
20 intelligence
17 wisdom

Magic items:

Vorpal keyboard +7

Null-entropy Mouse +4

Monitor of knock-back +3

Hands of fury +13

(20D bitches 20 D!)



valgal:
Your a wise fellow Sir Shroom! I believe petty thuggery is always the answer, particularly to most of the dodgey situations I get myself into! Unfortunately I must disagree with one comment you have made and that is about making extra delicious treats and using them as bribes for cash... I take my pastry cooking/devouring very seriously and there is no way I'm being a lemon tart pimp! Don't worry I still think very fondly of you. miao!!


Tuesday Mar 17, 2009

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Sadly, I'm relying on other people to relieve me of my misery.

I'm stuck in a constant cycle of doing the same shit, day in day out. I am a creature of habit and my habits are starting to piss me off. It feels like I'm living the same day over and over. I understand how Bill Murry felt in groundhog day. I get these...
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lior:
Thanks smile
8bitbones:
thanks for the well wishes even if you got i a little bit wrong, but both paz and i appreciate it!


Also fuck everyone say what you want and think about it later. No point in holding it all back, most people probably would not do you the Courtesy of holding back if they had something to say about you.

Also piss off the drugs! you dont need them
Cheers!

Tuesday Mar 10, 2009

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Wow. I had possibly the worst horror-esque nightmare of my life.


I was in a house and it was the dead of night and silent as a tomb and I just had this really uneasy feeling.
I laid down on a bed in what was 'my' room and I don't know how long I was there for when this spectral head (I knew it was...
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lior:
Am not!!!

I don't mind little spider like that guy, but I cant stand huge ones. They didn't bother me when I lived on Tamboirne Mtn, but when I moved into Brisbane and stopped seeing massive ones I started to freak out over them tongue
valgal:
Hello Mr Shroom! T'was lovely to hear from you! I am quite shit at the moment, how are you?? Intense dreams are crazy ay?? I had this one once where i had to climb up a cliff edge to get to a portal that would take me to another dimension...but the portal was like a pasta maker and i got sucked up and rolled through it and felt all flat and squishy...was very odd indeed and seemed so real. I think its just as well that I only remember most of my dreams for a maximum 3 minutes after I wake up otherwise I'd probably be mental now. Isn't it weird though that your brain can produce such random extreme and crazy thoughts?? miao!!

Tuesday Mar 03, 2009

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I feel like makin' some art!

Of course, that means I feel like cooking for someone. I haven't cooked in ages and I need to stretch my cooking muscles. I want someone to let me into their kitchen and just watch me go nuts in there.

I have so many ideas to test, yet can't think of any of my close friends/family who wouldn't take...
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lior:
I know the nervous ramble too well, I used to do it as well.
gaylordy:
Blubb blubb.... *mermaid is swimming by your profile* blubb blubb whatever

Monday Mar 02, 2009

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Argh, I feel like doing something. I'm going stir crazy in my lair. I HAD been saving to go overseas. Anywhere, as long as it was away. But medical bills, surprise repairs and family staying with me has eaten a hefty, HEFTY chunk out of my cash savings. Down from $2000 to $35. That is a big ass chunk, really..

I am getting into a...
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tez:
That's one cunt of a chunk frown
shroom:
Yes, it is. My bank account is now critical.


Or, if you're referring to the desexxing of my cats, is it a chunk of a cunt?

Monday Feb 23, 2009

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Had an wierd, awkward reversal today.

Had a visit from my lovely old neighbour next door. She's like.. three thousand years old. (seventy, actually)

She comes in, I make her tea. At the time, I had my iTunes going full volumn from my computer. Luckily, it was in my classical folder. She commented that it was nice to see a young man like me listening...
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zoos:
haha, this story made my day. :-)
velvetfaerie:
oh thats fucking cool
biggrin
\m/

i lol'd

Tuesday Feb 17, 2009

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The cupcake theorum.

After much thought (I may have been stoned at the time), I realized that horror movies rely on a simple trick to scare the audiences.

SUDDEN APPEARANCE OF SOMETHING UNEXPECTED!

Scared yet? It was sudden...

So I had a discussion with my friend about how we could possibly make a horror movie with the strangest scare moments ever.

Let me set the...
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lior:
You've neglected an important detail here. What flavour is the cupcake? tongue
shroom:
Evil strawberry cupcakes.

Wednesday Feb 11, 2009

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Moral dilemma

I have spare money.

Do I
A) Save
B) Pay the cable bill
C) Get a new piercing
D) Get a new Tarantula


Someone tell me what to do, coz I want to abandon personal accountability smile
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paisita:
Thank you......
valgal:
Hey I have my own moral dilemmas to deal with dude! Now this "accident" you speak of, does it somehow involve the 11 different types of cheesecake you claim to be able to make, if so I would like to see this....he did call me back, but still I'm intrigued.... and now slightly peckish oink
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