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shristy

Ithaca, New York

Hopeful Since 2011

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Sunday Dec 04, 2011

Dec 4, 2011
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Hey SG world...

How is everyone tonight???

hope all of u are having an awesome ass day...

Mine went pretty good.... worked 9am-1pm!!! got put to work to say the least... got to decorate a x-mass tree and move some tables/shelves around for my client... put my body in some positions i didnt know i could twist/bend into... got covered in dust and god only knows what else... had some really good laughs with my client!!! She was picking on me hard core!!! she told me i need to grow an ass so i can hold my pants up!!! Lmao she seen a lot of my butt crack today!!! smile Its not my fault scrub pants were made to slide down... i swear every person i have ever seen squat down in scrubs... they ass crack falls the hell out... now you would think... being a good bit of our job consists of us SQUATTING to pick things up or to help someone put pants on or something of that nature... so really i think a MAN had to make them... NO WOMAN WOULD MAKE PANTS THAT U HAVE TO KEEP PULLING UP YA ASS 24/7... i spend more time fixing my scrub pants then i do working some days...
AN ITS NEVER FUN TO HAVE YA ASS FALLING OUT YA PANTS WHEN UR TAKING CARE OF A PERV.!!!
i swear i have heard some down right nasty shit come out of the mouths of these old men!!! smile of course i get a good laugh out of it... MOST GIRLS GET OFFENDED!!! i just laugh an go on about my day...
Shoot one time i had a client that spent his every waking moment that i was around hitting on me... telling me how he wants a poster of my ass on his wall... an how he would eat my pussy like no other an fuck the shit outta me an make me want to have his kids.... then the next min. he talking bout im a whore and a Nigger lover an i aint worth a shit... im just a cum bucket slut... an this an that...
I USE TO LMAO AT HIM AN TELL HIM HE WAS A NIGGER!! I gave this man a dictionary one day an pointed out that nigger means *ignorant* not BLACK!!! this mug threw a fit an tried to have me fired!!! FUNNIEST DAY OF MY LIFE... but hell i didnt pay no mind to it... he hated blacks because his brother got beat to death by a group of black boys in front of him when he was 11... *cant really blame him for having hate in his heart* It really use to crack me up that the ppl across the st would come an check on him an bring him food an he would be super nice... but soon as they walked out the door he was tossing out the N word like he was at a KKK rally!!! i would just sit there an look at him like boy u a fucking fool.... an then he would be right back on some he love me some me shit!!! an i would look at him an be like... now u know i love me some black dick!!! AN GET HIM GOING ALL TO HELL AGAIN!!! smile i loved it... one day i told him the only way he would see my ass is on the day i go nuts an drag him outside in his wheel chair an send him down the hill backwards to the lil creek at the end!!! smile

gaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh ima go to hell for that one!!!
BUT GOTTA SAY THE LOOK ON HIS FACE WAS PRICELESS!!!
I was the only person that could deal w/him for more then a day to a week... i lasted 6 months before he got pissed an told them he wanted someone new... smile that day was a good day... i was glad i didnt have to hear anything else about how nice my ass was!!! smile


ne who... wow i just got like way side tracked on my ass falling out my scrubs... hahaha im high an rambling...
GOT NOTHING ELSE TO DO WHILE I WAIT ON MY BOO TO MAKE ME SOME HOT WINGS!!!
gotta love a sexy man that can cook!!!

ne who... so after work today i came home an hit the sheets for a good 3/4 hours an got up to dye my hair...
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SAD A/B THIS!!!!!!!!!

i have been having a really hard time getting anyone to take me serious down here with pink blond black hair... i mean really people dye the underneath of there hair all the time now idk y its such a BIG DEAL IN NC!!! these people are such judgmental assholes around where i stay... u cant have anything pierced or tattoos that show... i swear the only way u get a job is if u look like lil miss goody goody too shoes!!!
IM THE BEST WORKER THEY WILL PROLLY EVER MEET AN I GET NO CREDIT FOR HAVING THE SAME JOB FOR ALMOST 4 YEARS... IM ONLY 23...like really
GIVE A BITCH SOME CREDIT FOR BEING DEDICATED...
an this job dont even give me adequate hours to meet my needs... an i still stay loyal an do anything an everything to keep my boss an clients happy... but NO ONE CARES ABOUT THAT...i keep hearing u have no experience an ish like that... then they either dont hire anyone... or they hire some dip shit kid or some old person who can hardly do the job... an fire them in a week or so... only to be back HIRING AGAIN!!
an people wonder why the north east and west poke so much fun at HOW THE SOUTH IS SO DAMN SLOW... i mean really... some of these people are so fucking dumb they dont even understand that it is proven they are slower than most... i mean hello they have the lowest test scores in the USA... most of the population doesn't make it past the 8th grade... soon as these fuckers turn 16 they drop the hell outta school an by then they already have like 3-6 kids they go on section 8 an food stamps an sit around doing drugs an having more damn kids they cant take care of...
ugh it makes me sick...


but i gotta run... my wings are ready... just had to get some of this outta my head...
I WILL POST PIX OF MY NEW HAIR COLOR SOON!!! maybe tomorrow!!! at the latest Tuesday...

HOPE U ENJOY THE REST OF YOU DAY...


xoxoxoxoxox
~*Shristy*~kisskisskisskiss
9005900:
Yup, I've seen lots of cracks lately, but it's because of the way pants are made nowadays. The worst people showing cracks are the overweight plumbers and cable guys that have to wear their pants way below their bellies, and consequently the "crack scene" .

I'm an old man, but would never make any wise cracks (no pun intended), about girl cracks.

As in many places, a black person can call another black person the "N" word as trash talking and get away with it. A white person saying that to another white person is just talking about being ignorant or plain rude. A white person saying that to a black person would get shot in South Texas!

You gotta watch out for some who are a bit unstable though.
Dec 5, 2011
shristy:
lmao i hear ya... it is nasty when overweight peoples cracks be showing... an im w/u a/b not saying anything a/b a womans crack... lol some women have a nice crack!!! lmao...

an as far as the N word goes... i think people need to LEARN THE REAL MEANING OF THE WORD! and let go of the past... thats the only way to move on to a better world... i dont get mad when i get called a cracker...an the definition of that is a slave driver... Im far from that ... unless u count cracking a whip when my man aint acting right... lmao... yeah right... he runs shit but... my point is... WORDS ARE WORDS ya know.. they only have meaning if we allow them to! smile
Dec 5, 2011

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