so in middle school i pretty much hated me, right? but i guess that's middle school for you. i was a pretty big dork, so no one was really trying to convince me to like myself any better. i think the nicest thing one of my friends said to me during those two years was, "hey, you're really skinny." uh.. thanks? i managed to get...
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when i was in 3rd grade or so, AIDS started to be on the radar of things to tell kids in school. but since we were 3rd graders, they wouldn't say to us "don't have unprotected sex, don't share needles when you shoot up," so instead they just told us "never ever do 'blood brothers' with anyone." you know, where you cut your hand, and...
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bryn:
ah! my "house" was just like that too! except i wanted to be the pet dragon, and if they insisted not, i would end up talking to fairies...by myself.
themadking:
Oh, my god, we have the same favourite sexual position!
I thought I came up with that joke. Or at least that I would be the only one to steal it from Bill Murray...
Sorry that this wasn't related at all to your journal. I just saw your profile after clicking on your name from the Kansas City thingie, and, well...
I thought I came up with that joke. Or at least that I would be the only one to steal it from Bill Murray...
Sorry that this wasn't related at all to your journal. I just saw your profile after clicking on your name from the Kansas City thingie, and, well...
i'm relatively compact, for easy storage.
i sing little songs about tugboats that don't rhyme.
look how scared i appear in that picture! why am i so scared?? i dunno! aww!
i fight pretty good
sometimes when i cry, i take little sniffly breaths that sound like a guiney pig squeaking
the next time i shave my head, i'd probably let you touch it.
i sing little songs about tugboats that don't rhyme.
look how scared i appear in that picture! why am i so scared?? i dunno! aww!
i fight pretty good
sometimes when i cry, i take little sniffly breaths that sound like a guiney pig squeaking
the next time i shave my head, i'd probably let you touch it.
so there's two fish in a tank, right?
and one says
"hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"
HA!
and one says
"hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"
HA!
pitpat:
ha-ha!... I saw I drunk on the street say that during the insomniac show on comedy central... and I was even able to use it during a job interview last week... I only ever know two jokes at a time, and right now that is one of them... I like it becasue its funny and sure not to offend anyone (except maybe tank drivers... but they probably don't have feelings anyway)... giggle
shrikedyke:
i got it from a friend who got it from the same place
had to take the baby cousin to see andrew lloyd weber's "starlight xpress" last night.
holy mother of god, that musical is BATSHIT. it's fucking insane! there are TRAINS. and they SING. and they're all in early eighties leotards with their rollerskates and they zoom around and sing.
THEY'RE TRAINS, PEOPLE.
and the starlight xpress itself is some kind of mystical god-train that our hero-train...
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holy mother of god, that musical is BATSHIT. it's fucking insane! there are TRAINS. and they SING. and they're all in early eighties leotards with their rollerskates and they zoom around and sing.
THEY'RE TRAINS, PEOPLE.
and the starlight xpress itself is some kind of mystical god-train that our hero-train...
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stirfry:
wow. frightening
two more weeks to do all i can at this fabulous darkroom before i have to ship out and REALLY get down to business in the crappiest color fascilities i've ever seen. man... i wish i'd gotten more done here.
TheShrike ran across a christian "gay people can be cured" magazine at work today, so be sure to check his journal to observe his unholy...
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TheShrike ran across a christian "gay people can be cured" magazine at work today, so be sure to check his journal to observe his unholy...
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machasha:
Hey-I hit the openings early-6:30 or so. I had my son with me and he has to be to bed early-(he is under two)
Where are you shipping off to. Are you at the Art Inst. right now? My ex-wife went there...photo major.
Where are you shipping off to. Are you at the Art Inst. right now? My ex-wife went there...photo major.
caddok:
Word.
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this is for emory. because i'm sorry. and he's right about everything except thinking that it isn't getting better.
You stole my pure intentions
You are the sickness in between
Let me in, Ill bury the pain
You taught me to be sad as you
You almost made me take it all
Let me in, Ill bury the pain
You bend me and you shake...
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You stole my pure intentions
You are the sickness in between
Let me in, Ill bury the pain
You taught me to be sad as you
You almost made me take it all
Let me in, Ill bury the pain
You bend me and you shake...
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back in l.a. on auguest 22. counting down...
then i can dye my hair
pierce my lip
make my art
generally not be miserable...
then i can dye my hair
pierce my lip
make my art
generally not be miserable...
pureblu12225:
oh my and the count down begins 
got hassled by the man today.
to get to my gym i have to go through mission hills, the snottiest rich white community you ever did see. it's in kansas, just across the street from us middle-class folk in missouri... so about two blocks from my house, i see a copcar sitting in the shade, trawling for speeders... they point at me (at my mismatched-color...
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to get to my gym i have to go through mission hills, the snottiest rich white community you ever did see. it's in kansas, just across the street from us middle-class folk in missouri... so about two blocks from my house, i see a copcar sitting in the shade, trawling for speeders... they point at me (at my mismatched-color...
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