shrikedyke

So I love all these new options on the profile dealie. Now I have to go back and look at everyone's new profile stuff.

And now, a tragic tale of love and adventure.

Once there was a girl. And she lived on a boat. A really big boat. All alone. I dunno why. Just shut up, okay? So she lived on this boat that had a pear tree growing twistingly up from the middle of it and that's how she survived. Just pears. She was very slim. Okay, I've decided why she lived on a boat. It's because she was the Goddess Of Terrible Earthquakes And Also Of Eyeballs Bursting Into Flames. So she decided that maybe it was best for all if she were to live alone far away from anyone she could damage. But she was terribly lonely on her boat. Now I will insert an absurd little blinky icon because I cannot properly illustrate this story: There it is. She felt like that much of the time. Except when the tuna would sing to her, which made her happy. You see, her sister was the Goddess Of Cheerful And Outgoing Fish so the tuna thing happened a lot. Then one day the tuna stopped coming around. Now I will end this story for today, on that terrible cliffhanger. You will wonder all night that happened to the tuna. But I won't tell you until later. When I've made it up.