New lip ring! I loves it so good. So pleased with it. It's all black and shineful. Sweet sweet lip ring. I am getting sick of soaking my face in warm salt water three times a day, though. Also, this "no oral contact for four weeks" thing is getting old fast. I wonder what my parents will say when they see it. I guess we'll...
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I didn't see the "Rape" thread until it was already a deathmatch between Helter and Morgan. I'm annoyed that I couldn't respond to Helter's snotty "Oh please, you've never been smacked down in the boardroom for being aggressive" type comment.
I. beg. your. pardon.
Hi, meet my mom. She was a lawyer for a big firm. Now she has her own firm that she started...
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I. beg. your. pardon.
Hi, meet my mom. She was a lawyer for a big firm. Now she has her own firm that she started...
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astrid:
I'm glad I missed this 'rape' thread. I have a feeling it would have made my head explode.
In happy news: I found my rat.
I worry about her when she escapes at the boi's house because there are two cats with claws living there and that could be a very bad thing. I think I've made it impossible for her to escape again, though.
In happy news: I found my rat.
I worry about her when she escapes at the boi's house because there are two cats with claws living there and that could be a very bad thing. I think I've made it impossible for her to escape again, though.
astrid:
ps- your mom sounds awesome.
i'm doing my english thesis in transmetropolitan, the most brilliant and obscenity-laden comic book ever.
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morgan:
If only I were an english major I'd do my thesis on the sandman books.
fraggle:
lol yah i actually found out *again* that macko's out for the semester...
j dub... ha ha... how 90's or something...
i've never heard of that comic! you're doing your thesis on it? my thesis was about comics... at least it was in my opinion the art dept apparently insisted to the end that it was about digital printing... whatever
j dub... ha ha... how 90's or something...
i've never heard of that comic! you're doing your thesis on it? my thesis was about comics... at least it was in my opinion
the art dept apparently insisted to the end that it was about digital printing... whatever First week of classes is over. But what's that you say? It's Thursday morning? Oh, you silly fools. I have no classes on Thursdays or Fridays! But what's that you say? I'm a wretched slunt? Oh, never fear, flithies. I have two (count them, two) thesisesieses to write, so I won't just be lollygagging about duing my perma-four-day-weekend. Ohhhhhhhh no no. No indeed. Ha ha....
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machasha:
And if you were still in K.C. you would have gone on First friday last week.....some great shows this time around. Also....weather here is nice for a change..low 80's during the day and 60's at night. Todays weather forcast is brought to you by the makers of Bran Flakes.
lucky105:
Thesisesieses... SHUDDER... Good luck to you, my dear...
Ohhh Los Angeles. You know I love you like the filthy slut you are.
TheShrike and I made it from Kansas City to Los Angeles, despite the fact that my old toyota now sounds like a Disneyland Grand Prix car. I think my fuel filter is fucked. Time to go spend all my money trying to find out of for sure.
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TheShrike and I made it from Kansas City to Los Angeles, despite the fact that my old toyota now sounds like a Disneyland Grand Prix car. I think my fuel filter is fucked. Time to go spend all my money trying to find out of for sure.
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knickers:
i used to live in the country so i know all about the rednecks staring and whatnot. i usually just pick my nose, roll up a booger and flick it at em.
machasha:
Glad to see that you pushed through and made it......K.C. is just not the same anymore.
here's comes a venomous bitch.
it's a good thing i'm leaving this job, because i'm so fucking sick of all these weak-ass commercial photographers and all these supposed "artists" who bring me their shlock to glorify. "yes, give me ten enormous prints of this thinly-veiled wank pic. i'm expecting to hear from the gugenheim any day." fuck all these photographers. now, i obviously appreciate a...
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it's a good thing i'm leaving this job, because i'm so fucking sick of all these weak-ass commercial photographers and all these supposed "artists" who bring me their shlock to glorify. "yes, give me ten enormous prints of this thinly-veiled wank pic. i'm expecting to hear from the gugenheim any day." fuck all these photographers. now, i obviously appreciate a...
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theshrike:
I like it when you venomously bitch. You are the creator of my favorite venomous bitchings. I wish they would publish a collection of your Venom Bitch Greatest Hits, for I would buy it, and be content. I would sleep with it under my pillow. Next to my .45.
evel:
"i can tell by your feeble erection that this is The Art." this is by far the most clever & amusing thing i have heard any one say all damn day.
nearly made myself go dead today trying to eat an ice cream cone and drive stick at the same time. i find it disturbing that, in a moment of unthinking panic, my brain chooses to pay attention to the signals saying "don't drop ice cream in the car!" before listening to the ones that are saying "don't drive into oncoming traffic!"
at work today, one...
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woo! put up a picture! just dyed my hair dark turquoise, which looks better than it does in that crappy-ass picture. especially with the spiffy cut i just got... it's been a few months since my last non-natural hair color, and i was seriously about to freak out.
i guess i'm a hair junkie. i absolutely must change my hair drastically every couple months. weird...
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i guess i'm a hair junkie. i absolutely must change my hair drastically every couple months. weird...
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knox_____:
ahh yes, Fraggle...she seems pretty cool from the little we've talked. I work for the Claremont Courier doing design and layout.
morgan:
I'm the exact same way about my hair, I'm getting restless because my hair has been short and blond since May now. I really want it to be something bright again. I want pink but last time I did that I had to struggle for two months to get it out, even though it was disgustingly faded. MEH! I went through all this trouble to get my hair back to it's real color and now I really want to change it again.
My blood-sister friend and I are still pretty close. It's one of those friendships where we don't see each other very often because we're both at seperate schools, but when we do see each other we're instantly comfortable and back in best-buddy mode.
My old group of friends from high school used to be so affectionate. We would hug each other when someone showed up and when someone left, and we'd always sit close and cuddled together. I miss that, it felt very nurturing.
My blood-sister friend and I are still pretty close. It's one of those friendships where we don't see each other very often because we're both at seperate schools, but when we do see each other we're instantly comfortable and back in best-buddy mode.
My old group of friends from high school used to be so affectionate. We would hug each other when someone showed up and when someone left, and we'd always sit close and cuddled together. I miss that, it felt very nurturing.
so in middle school i pretty much hated me, right? but i guess that's middle school for you. i was a pretty big dork, so no one was really trying to convince me to like myself any better. i think the nicest thing one of my friends said to me during those two years was, "hey, you're really skinny." uh.. thanks? i managed to get...
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when i was in 3rd grade or so, AIDS started to be on the radar of things to tell kids in school. but since we were 3rd graders, they wouldn't say to us "don't have unprotected sex, don't share needles when you shoot up," so instead they just told us "never ever do 'blood brothers' with anyone." you know, where you cut your hand, and...
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bryn:
ah! my "house" was just like that too! except i wanted to be the pet dragon, and if they insisted not, i would end up talking to fairies...by myself.
themadking:
Oh, my god, we have the same favourite sexual position!
I thought I came up with that joke. Or at least that I would be the only one to steal it from Bill Murray...
Sorry that this wasn't related at all to your journal. I just saw your profile after clicking on your name from the Kansas City thingie, and, well...
I thought I came up with that joke. Or at least that I would be the only one to steal it from Bill Murray...
Sorry that this wasn't related at all to your journal. I just saw your profile after clicking on your name from the Kansas City thingie, and, well...
i'm relatively compact, for easy storage.
i sing little songs about tugboats that don't rhyme.
look how scared i appear in that picture! why am i so scared?? i dunno! aww!
i fight pretty good
sometimes when i cry, i take little sniffly breaths that sound like a guiney pig squeaking
the next time i shave my head, i'd probably let you touch it.
i sing little songs about tugboats that don't rhyme.
look how scared i appear in that picture! why am i so scared?? i dunno! aww!
i fight pretty good
sometimes when i cry, i take little sniffly breaths that sound like a guiney pig squeaking
the next time i shave my head, i'd probably let you touch it.
so there's two fish in a tank, right?
and one says
"hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"
HA!
and one says
"hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"
HA!
pitpat:
ha-ha!... I saw I drunk on the street say that during the insomniac show on comedy central... and I was even able to use it during a job interview last week... I only ever know two jokes at a time, and right now that is one of them... I like it becasue its funny and sure not to offend anyone (except maybe tank drivers... but they probably don't have feelings anyway)... giggle
shrikedyke:
i got it from a friend who got it from the same place
I want a date with a girl!