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My friend Ariel's dad was so bothered by her unshorn pits that he gives her fifty bucks a month to shave em.

Hee hee hee.

In other news, my old friend Sarah is apparently no fun anymore. What's up with that?
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I'm kind of weird about blood. It's not that I'm disgusted or terrified of it, it's more like I... value it more? No, that's not right. It's hard to explain. I feel like blood is the most personal intimate thing ever. Not sexually intimate, just... Okay, well, you cut yourself and you bleed, right? That blood has been inside your heart. It's been in each...
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crazydasaint:
eeek
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So here are some things that fall under the heading of "Leave 'Em Alone, You Horrible Bastards."

First of all, one of my little sister's friends just got busted for downloading MP3s. At 6:30 a.m., people came into the house of this 10 year old boy--without even knocking, you know--and took the family computer. And he's getting hugely fined, naturally. 10 year old kid. Poor...
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machasha:
Actually this is how it happens in most cities..The artist come into an affordable area...this area generally becomes really cool really fast. The property becomes to expensive for the artists and they move to another area. I feel that the River Bottoms will be next.
punkche:
Peer Guardian stops those fucking fascist at the RIAA.
Peer Guardian
Did you hear that the RIAA is now massing their own police force? They shake people down for having CDs they suspect may be illegal. It should be illegal, but they never say "we're the police." They just pretend.
Fuckers.

bOYCOTT THE RIAA!!! mad
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AUGH! I'M BLEEDING! MY CERVIX IS HEMORRHAGING! Oh wait. It's supposed to do that.

I must say that one of the few perks of this retched ortho-tricyclene is that my period is always light and fluffy and tame. Like a gineau pig (except not so much terrified of everything all the time). That is nice.
But even that won't keep me from pitching these blasted...
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punkche:
Are you taking birth control? Is that what ortho is?
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This is what it would be like if the Flash was a chubby pony with zombie powers.


No not really.
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SuperHappyBunny

The glowing bubbles! Ooooh. I want fifty of those. Too bad they're wicked expensive. The vibe cozy is cute, too.

Everyone's favorite thing my sister has ever said:
When she was pretty little, we were getting into the car when she said "Our car is bigger than a coffee cup."
I said, "Kerry, you're astute."
She angrily snapped back at me, "NO, YOU'RE THE...
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lunafox:
hehe THE STUTE! I'm going to say that to people when they say something "brilliant" from now on "you're the stute!"

tongue I wanna see Donnie Darko...I might check it out some time everyone says its good. I noticed it on your fav films.
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IRobot movie site

Good marketing design.

I have high hopes for this movie

Some of the cutest things in this whole town are Peregrine Honig's panties. Birdie's Look, you can sign up for a panty subscription. Awwww.. I just bought some commiepants for a friend (red underwear with a hand-painted hammer and sickle on the side. They also have UN panties).
Allllllso, if you're in...
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The best thing to ever come of Euro-centric white male thinking is the Return of the King movie.

"My friends... You bow to no one."
(Leslie weeps.)

Went and saw it again with Emory's little brother (who looks about forty with his new rugged facial hair). He was proud because on this, his third viewing, he only cried once.

Went rummaging around in old drawers...
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shrikedyke:
IRobot movie site

Good marketing design.
Man, I'm excited for this movie.
shrikedyke:
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So I reached into my pocket today and there was a sparkly earring in there.

Which is not mine.

Nor have I ever seen it before.

No, no one else has been wearing my pants.

I can't figure it out and it kind of gave me the wiggins just now. In a minute I'm going to go glue gold-leaf-crap to a little artist's model hand...
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So here's something that might be pretty cool or might suck:

Sky Captain trailer

Either way, check out the giant robots!! I LOVE giant robots!!! Teeheeheehee! (note the girlie, childlike tittering)
Also a plus: androgynous-style Angelina Jolie. Woo yes. With an eye-patch! Like a pirate!

I'm excitable today.

I went to the bookstore and spent a long time looking through a whole bunch of photo...
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So, this was weird.
I'm home now, and Emory came to visit his family for a few days. I was hanging out with him when his old, old grandmother comes tottering in. She can't see my lip ring so well, so she asks, "Is that a cold sore or did Emory pop you one?"

She says this in all seriousness.

I say that, heh heh,...
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corso:
Pretty weird. In my own experience its been very difficult to decide how to deal with people who are both (a) elderly family members of people I'm dating and (b) seriously fucked up. My last girlfriend's grandfather used to make crass sexual jokes around us - something I found sort of funny in a fuck-the-social-conventions George Carlin kind of way until I found out that decades earlier the guy had molested his kids. I never really figured out how to respond to the guy after that, and so I ended up studiously avoiding him. Of course with your bf's grandmother its different because she's the victim not the perpetrator, but still I imagine conversations with her are more than a bit awkward.

C
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Yeah, that was lame.
But hey! Happy New Year and all.
Great day out today... Think I'll go be photographery in the village.

I've had enough of the mountain for a while. Just about every muscle is very, very sore. My whole lower body, of course... Even my bicepts are screaming from every time I had to push myself off the ground.

This has reminded...
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