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Yesterday while walking to school, I came upon an advertisement taped just above the "press for signal" button which allows me to safely cross the busy intersection that is 65th and Folsom. Said add offered stripparobics or pole-dance-robics or whatever this new exorcise/ho training activity is called.

"Taught by SuicideGirl Tatian" it read. Curious, I jotted down the name to check the site when I returned from class.

Tatian, it seems, is not nor was ever a suicide girl, merely using the good name of many an attractive naked lady to further her career.

What's up with that!?!?