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It feels odd, really. With the semester over until next year, and no homework or ridiculously long papers to be written, I feel as if I'm free of obligations. Finals are over, and I think I did my best academic work ever.

Hah, I've absolutely nothing to worry about! What a great feeling!

Wait, I still have Christmas shopping to do.

...Good feeling's gone. But...
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jj_r0x0rz:
hahaha yea... i wanna steal that black flag board soooo bad... but alas tis not possible...
yea i know i break bones too when i skate....mine..and others...
7stringmetalking:
Hey Josh your profile gives me a boner........uh...right, so...uh....I am leaving now.
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Alright my aquatic little frog hybrids. Todays lesson is going to be a bit unusual... that insanity is brought to us on behalf of the 7StringMetalKing. Okay, a very, very drunk 7StringMetalKing. Which, I sure as hell hope, is explanation for his unorthodox attempts at... charisma.

At the moment, Chris, the King, is educating me on the finer points of metal... and Caliban and...
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siv:
hahaha. "the icepop cometh." smile
zoe:
the very best of luck!


xoxo zoe xoxo
surreal
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Mind chocolate- it makes you feel like you are invunerable to machete attack!
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My fortune cookie has advised me to "share excitement with your best friends as you all run away for the weekend."

So.... who wants to be my best friend for the weekend?
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tiamat:
I will! I have an opening for a best friend in oh say... 2 hours? wink
7stringmetalking:
hey remeber that time we were listening to the beatles while I was gettin a stiffy lookin at my profile?

huh that was great
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LAAAAAAAAAAAAAY dooooown in this latrine in nailbomb,
in the city of Molotoooov,
In the PROVINCE of guuuunn,
In a whole off the highwaaay
in the land of two suuuuuuns.

Sometimes I get PISSED when
My blow goes like a quickie in the snow

But I'm sure I'll go down insiiiide (yeah)
I chew the thoooorn when midnight gets too long
I'm the SEED OF A...
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trismegistus:
by any chance are you from montana originally???
trismegistus:
LYING = FUN

TRUTH = NOT FUN

NOT FUN = BORING

therefore, according to trismegistus's law #1,

LIE YOUR FUCKING ASS OFF.

it's more funner that way yeah. skull
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Hello my little poodle-children. I have dislocated my left first toe. Yet again. Yes, I am indeed a klutz, and at that moment I was very alarmed. As the joint left it's socket with a sickening pop, I expressed a slight feeling distress with the carefully chosen words, "BITCH FUCK GOD DAMN JESUS THAT SHITS A CAT!" And truer words have never been spoken.

I...
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yonderboy:
lol I'll let you know how it goes...



... now if I can only find my copy of Black Magic Woman...

retardedgenius:
I lost a toenail in Berkeley once. That place is way too fucking dangerous.

Yes, the smileys rock surreal eeek surreal eeek
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I Am So Hailing to the King, Baby

Well bloody my nose and tell me I'm dying of prostate cancer, wasn't I surprised when on a bored and desperate search for entertainment did I see a few very familiar faces on a very familiar HBO. You can't imagine what it's like, the surprise I felt. I hadn't known the site was getting on Real Sex,...
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zoe:
welcome back