God of War is something else. I'm telling you. I picked it up last Thursday, and for the past four days my face is been rigidly fixed in an expression of horror, disbelief, and glee.
Of course, I finished the game in two days... but I've been replaying it just to make sure I'm not hallucinating.
This is a Gorgon. You encounter many, and they're all in pain in the ass because if you give them the chance they'll turn you into stone. Proper petrification prevent ion protocol dictates one must violently kick the monster in the back and pin it to the ground, twist it's head until it's neck snapes, and the yank the chin upward so as to tear it's fucking face off.
The worst part about it is that once you've realized that you've committed an act so savage and reprehensible, you'll think to yourself, "Well shit, I've always wanted to do that."
Of course, I finished the game in two days... but I've been replaying it just to make sure I'm not hallucinating.
This is a Gorgon. You encounter many, and they're all in pain in the ass because if you give them the chance they'll turn you into stone. Proper petrification prevent ion protocol dictates one must violently kick the monster in the back and pin it to the ground, twist it's head until it's neck snapes, and the yank the chin upward so as to tear it's fucking face off.
The worst part about it is that once you've realized that you've committed an act so savage and reprehensible, you'll think to yourself, "Well shit, I've always wanted to do that."
capitalistfig:
Hah! Coolest entry ever.