Things Make Me Feel Good (In My Heart)
Morgan Webb
Morgan Webb is all things lovely and all manners of loveliness. It takes every fiber of restraint within me to not devote my worthless lifetime worshipping her. And by that I mean making a shitty LiveJournal community.
Killing People While You're Hanging Upside Down
I vaguely remember Daryl Pulumbo doing this to a prostitute on stage. I swear that guy needs to take a shit and calm down.
The Ancient Secrets of Kung-Fu
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Comic Books
"Marylin's lip quivered like a scintillating bead of dew hanging from the lovely morning rose petal. Her knees felt weak with desire, and her heart beat against her chest and would not cease. Todd's face was so close to hers, his breath, his musk, overwhelmed and frightened her. Yet Marylin knew there was no other place in the world she'd rather be.
"'I'm gay,' said Todd.
"'What the shit?' Marylin screamed."
Super Mario
NO! Wait, shit, not that Mario.
That's better.
Matthew Lillard
Um, no. Let's make that Matthew Lillard being brain-raped by a scary ghost!
Yaaay!
You can look forward to more "Things That Make Me Feel Good (in my heart)" next week. I'll be explaining Social Darwinism and why the poor don't deserve to eat! Also... puppies!. Aaaawwwwww.
AAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Morgan Webb
Morgan Webb is all things lovely and all manners of loveliness. It takes every fiber of restraint within me to not devote my worthless lifetime worshipping her. And by that I mean making a shitty LiveJournal community.
Killing People While You're Hanging Upside Down
I vaguely remember Daryl Pulumbo doing this to a prostitute on stage. I swear that guy needs to take a shit and calm down.
The Ancient Secrets of Kung-Fu
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Comic Books
"Marylin's lip quivered like a scintillating bead of dew hanging from the lovely morning rose petal. Her knees felt weak with desire, and her heart beat against her chest and would not cease. Todd's face was so close to hers, his breath, his musk, overwhelmed and frightened her. Yet Marylin knew there was no other place in the world she'd rather be.
"'I'm gay,' said Todd.
"'What the shit?' Marylin screamed."
Super Mario
NO! Wait, shit, not that Mario.
That's better.
Matthew Lillard
Um, no. Let's make that Matthew Lillard being brain-raped by a scary ghost!
Yaaay!
You can look forward to more "Things That Make Me Feel Good (in my heart)" next week. I'll be explaining Social Darwinism and why the poor don't deserve to eat! Also... puppies!. Aaaawwwwww.
AAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!