Extending myself, being friendly, acting engaging, and all the other habits of a socially healthy member of our fair community are beginning to tire me.
I'm losing the energy to both try and care. In addition, waiting for someone to come to you is booth a gloomy and often-times uneventful situation.
I am in a bad mood. Lonely and discontent, which is not an uncommon mood for me to be in lest I have some dorritos close at hand. Every so often the knowledge that I am, yes, completely friendless and neglected by a sizeable portion of the human race gets to me. Yeah, I know what you're thinking. Totally emo. Or you're thinking that the assassination of Archduke Francis Ferdinand was a catalyst that provoke tension in europe which erupted into the Great War. Or you're thinking about how cute kittens are.
Anyways, when I feel like I do now, I like to laugh. Laughing is the opposite of crying, despite the lies your parents whispered in your ear as a child. The comedy that television provides is not adequate until 11:00 P.M. and the comedy that the internet provides makes me people die just a little bit on the inside. So where do I possibly turn when I need a good chortle?
Myself.
I am fucking hilarious. I mean, who knows my sense of humor better than me? Nobody except maybe my evil twin but he's a dick anyways.
I saw him at a party the other day. I was so going to kick his ass but everybody was like "He's not worth it dude" and also I didn't have my glasses and also my dinner was on fire so I let him slide.
Okay... so to summarize for you, my little illegitimate internet children:
My current mood is: Lonely, but dealing with it because, yeah, that's life.
Current Music: I cannot hear music because I am weeping too loudly
I'm losing the energy to both try and care. In addition, waiting for someone to come to you is booth a gloomy and often-times uneventful situation.
I am in a bad mood. Lonely and discontent, which is not an uncommon mood for me to be in lest I have some dorritos close at hand. Every so often the knowledge that I am, yes, completely friendless and neglected by a sizeable portion of the human race gets to me. Yeah, I know what you're thinking. Totally emo. Or you're thinking that the assassination of Archduke Francis Ferdinand was a catalyst that provoke tension in europe which erupted into the Great War. Or you're thinking about how cute kittens are.
Anyways, when I feel like I do now, I like to laugh. Laughing is the opposite of crying, despite the lies your parents whispered in your ear as a child. The comedy that television provides is not adequate until 11:00 P.M. and the comedy that the internet provides makes me people die just a little bit on the inside. So where do I possibly turn when I need a good chortle?
Myself.
I am fucking hilarious. I mean, who knows my sense of humor better than me? Nobody except maybe my evil twin but he's a dick anyways.
I saw him at a party the other day. I was so going to kick his ass but everybody was like "He's not worth it dude" and also I didn't have my glasses and also my dinner was on fire so I let him slide.
Okay... so to summarize for you, my little illegitimate internet children:
My current mood is: Lonely, but dealing with it because, yeah, that's life.
Current Music: I cannot hear music because I am weeping too loudly
jj_r0x0rz:
can't hear music because you weep to loudly? intresting
polly:
elvis? is that you?