HENSHIN A GO-GO, BABY!
So there I am, driving, listening to the local alt-rock station. Commercials, commercials, commercials. Whatever, I'm too busy concentrating on not murdering countless civillians and their unborn children with this two-ton steel death-mobile of terror (+2/+2) the Californian DMV erroneously issued me... much to humanities' chagrin...
And suddenly a song comes on. As I listen I realize how simplistic the lyrics are: "I wont let you smother me/I won't let you murder me!/Blah blah blah I love you but not really oh gosh I am so conflicted so I wrote this shitty song" or something to that asinine degree. The lame power chord changes are predictable and cheesy. The singer is awkwardly pitched and sounds like he just can't take this awful song seriously.
And it hits me: I fucking LOVE this song. I've spent the last three hours scouring the radio stations website and my only reward are tears of blood and shame and diet soda.
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museb:
i'll do that, shojo...but right now i'm so tired that my subtle skills of discourse would consist of me drooling on the keyboard and saying something to you like "Wjkghsda.;;;;;;;;;;jdh uifa........oooooooooooooooooo" so another time...i promise.
7stringmetalking:
so if your a radio station dont cross me