Dad: Josh, you sure are hanging out with a lot of gay people lately. Poetry reading, nightclubs... you're still straight right?
Me: What the fuck kind of question is that?
Dad: Haha, just checking......... *Throws Holy Water in my face* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
Me: Gah!
Dad: Just checking!
Me: Son of a cunt!
Me: What the fuck kind of question is that?
Dad: Haha, just checking......... *Throws Holy Water in my face* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
Me: Gah!
Dad: Just checking!
Me: Son of a cunt!
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yes please. then take JET and throw them in a room with the strokes and anyone else going for that retro garage band sound and gas them. or pull off their skin. whichever.