shojo

Good evening my little cyberweb friends and illegitimate cyberweb children. Let's sit down and talk, shall we?

There aren't many constants in life, we trudge amongst a sea of variables and uncertainties and are ever brudened with doubt and ignorance.

Now you're probably screaming, "But Xyth! That's just crazy. There are tons of constants in life!" But I ask you this, if I am crazy then why are you screaming at your computer screen?

Of course there are a lot of things we can depend on. If you throw a rock in the air it'll come back down. If you remove your heart from your body you will die. If you e-mail a picture of your tiny penis to a Suicide Girl they won't want to have your babies. But what I'm TRYING to say here is in comparison to the variables, constants are drastically outdone. Also, I'm trying to say that you have a small penis, but this is neither here nor over there, friends!

I spent most of my time today pondering upon this subject. My brow furrowed, sweat glistening on my pensive features, and my jaw squared resolutely as I fervently searched for an answer within myself. Sadly, I soon forgot what I had been thinking about because I was busy looking occupied and thoughtful. Much like how I've forgotten what I've been writing about right now. Give me just a second here.

I'd like to bring a conclusion to all of this... but to be honest your good friend (that's me) has run out of things to say! I'll wrap things up after my friend Jack Daniels here gives me a little inspiration! Haha.
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OAARARGH!!! IGET THAT HO OFF MURTGT~!!!! LOL!!
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Phika's new set has just made love to my eyes, and I'm considering allowing the entire set to make love to my favorite pictures list.