shojo

Mind chocolate- it makes you feel like you are invunerable to machete attack!
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My fortune cookie has advised me to "share excitement with your best friends as you all run away for the weekend."

So.... who wants to be my best friend for the weekend?

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAY dooooown in this latrine in nailbomb,
in the city of Molotoooov,
In the PROVINCE of guuuunn,
In a whole off the highwaaay
in the land of two suuuuuuns.

Sometimes I get PISSED when
My blow goes like a quickie in the snow

But I'm sure I'll go down insiiiide (yeah)
I chew the thoooorn when midnight gets too long
I'm the SEED OF A...
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Hello my little poodle-children. I have dislocated my left first toe. Yet again. Yes, I am indeed a klutz, and at that moment I was very alarmed. As the joint left it's socket with a sickening pop, I expressed a slight feeling distress with the carefully chosen words, "BITCH FUCK GOD DAMN JESUS THAT SHITS A CAT!" And truer words have never been spoken.

I...
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I Am So Hailing to the King, Baby

Well bloody my nose and tell me I'm dying of prostate cancer, wasn't I surprised when on a bored and desperate search for entertainment did I see a few very familiar faces on a very familiar HBO. You can't imagine what it's like, the surprise I felt. I hadn't known the site was getting on Real Sex,...
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