shojo

On a normal day, I would be, at this moment, swearing sulfurically at the fax machine, declaring that it was a useless piece of monkey crap and, in response to it's apathetic beep, would scream, "Yeah? That's what your mother said last night!"

I would then turn to the nearest coworker and demand a high-five for that little gem, slapping at them whether or not...
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I am a vacuum of meticulously conditioned discontent.

Jagged, happenstance, flux, this all inspires a sense of criminal intent; a livid and half-mad sympathy.

But for all its squalor, that plodding, wistful, trite poetry just keeps me going.
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I am a researcher now. I research things. Important things. Things that wholly validate the concept of research. Did you shoot your children lately? No need...
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My desires elude me. I dwell upon that which pleases me and find I could no better grasp it than I could a wisp of smoke.

I am, as you could guess, talking about dinner tonight. Could you ever possibly think my sanity is intact if I told you I actually DON'T want instant macaroni-and-cheese for the 12th night in a row? It's madness, I...
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Uploaded a few pictures of myself. Looking at them make me realize how laughably introverted I am. Not one single picture with someone else.

Bugger.


I'm re-reading the Wheel of Time series. Fuck me, but I can't pick up some real literture to save my life. I feel as if I'm miserably stuck in a whirlpool of cheesy fantasy fiction that blantantly rips-off Tolkien. Feh......
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I am driven to perfection by the howling derision I know is somewhere inside of you.

But fuck, I'm good at this. Damn good. There isn't anything stopping me now but maudlin sounds and gossamer shrouds.

Do you dig?

I'm updating a journal on a pornographic website at work! Are you excited by my brazen disregard for authority? Does my depraved disdain for the sanctity of such a chaste and wholesome insitution arouse you? I'm naughty, and you love it -- you impish little harlot -- don't you?

Wh... why are you laughing?

Breaking News: Shojo attempts to be funny in journal update. France surrenders. Haha, that joke never gets old.

Well, okay, Ill admit that my humor is roughly as unfunny and awkward as getting poked in the eye or watching the movie Eurotrip. But talking to you all makes my spirits soar and stirs a powerful fire in my loins (because of the chlamydia you gave...
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To know me is thus: cure leves loquuntur ingentes stupent.

His hands begins tremble, "That woman is a slut."

"But we all love her so very much! She makes me very happy."

"Yes, that's what makes her a slut. Don't try to deny it, don't you fucking dare."

"But...!"

"NO, YOU COCK! Sluts! All of them! Sluts!" A shrill cackle, and then he wants to do something about it.

But what?

My disconcern necessitates review... of the most sycophantic sort.

And sympathy is ever wasted.

I'm not going to put down this knife until you plead guilty.