I hate when people come into my salon and say "are you any good at short hair?" Give me a fucking break, lady. How the hell do you answer that? Boastfully? Yes I'm the fucking greatest! Or Sarcastically? Duh. Or how I really wanted to answer? No, I really fucking suck at cutting short hair. That's why I have a successful salon, a full clientele, and no room to cut your skank ass hair. 
Geez, people! You wouldn't believe how many times people say stupid shit like this. They'll call on the phone and say I want to make an appointment with someone who cuts thin fine hair. mmmkay...ALL haircutters cut thin fine hair, moron. Ahhh, the ranting has begun and it's the first workday of the week. 
Geez, people! You wouldn't believe how many times people say stupid shit like this. They'll call on the phone and say I want to make an appointment with someone who cuts thin fine hair. mmmkay...ALL haircutters cut thin fine hair, moron. Ahhh, the ranting has begun and it's the first workday of the week. VIEW 23 of 23 COMMENTS
evilwillow:
I kinda need a haircut. how are you with billionth-dyed, thick, I swear I won't bleach it anymore hair? 
evilwillow:
no. come here now. I don't even remember what you look like. *sniff* it's been so long. I miss you. 