shiva8

this is bad... but i couldn't resist

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, " I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

i'll be out of commission a few days...

grandma's passed on

ordinarily i hate holidays like valentine's day with a firey passion... however, it's hard for me to dislike said holiday when it means that there is going to be chocolate everywhere. so i was at target today and instead of buying treats for those close to me i ended up buying treats exclusively for myself. i'm scarfing them right now.

and while i'm on...
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stay tuned for photos of my new ink ... if you give a poop



look at all of those mugs up there ... what a line up. nice to see you all hanging out again on my page. makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside -- and i mean that in a totally non-pervy way.

i'd be lyin' if i said i didn't have designs on you










my elbow hurts like a motherfucker

i am the ice queen

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

i got nuthin

the new fergs/valentina set is the most beautiful thing i have seen on SG

thank you

thank you

thank you <3

fuck a duck