this is what happens when i see the girls
no good ever comes of it...
so here's the funniest story of the weekend...last night after several drinks we go into the last redneck bar of the evening and this guy at the bar instantly wants to buy me a shot. i'm thinking, so i look like the easiest one in the group or what? so what do i say to him? sure, you can buy me a shot but let's get one thing straight right away...i'm not fucking you. needless to say he was taken aback and then got a little pissed off. i did get the shot and by that time he had laughed it off and said ok, here's to not fucking...we toasted and that was that. my friends almost wet themselves laughing over that one. the things that come out of my mouth sometimes
no good ever comes of it...
so here's the funniest story of the weekend...last night after several drinks we go into the last redneck bar of the evening and this guy at the bar instantly wants to buy me a shot. i'm thinking, so i look like the easiest one in the group or what? so what do i say to him? sure, you can buy me a shot but let's get one thing straight right away...i'm not fucking you. needless to say he was taken aback and then got a little pissed off. i did get the shot and by that time he had laughed it off and said ok, here's to not fucking...we toasted and that was that. my friends almost wet themselves laughing over that one. the things that come out of my mouth sometimes
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lmao at telling that poor shmuck he didn't have a chance!!!! though not surprised coming from you! you pretty much tell it like it is, got to love you for that!
Maybe once you recognize what guys like me and my friends look like you'll know what to look for to smooze a free drink.