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Friday Apr 02, 2004

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"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home. "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome." "Is it common?" "It's not unusual."

i'm a retard.. why do i find stuff like this so fucking hilarious?

rough around the edges today after too much frolicking last night ... work is dragging and i've only been here 2 hours. ugh. this is one area where i never learn my lesson.

now to vent: if one more fuck-head in an SUV tries to run me over as i'm in the crosswalk because they're on the goddamn phone and fixating on the Starbucks across the street ... they're gonna get pulled out and ass-whupped right in the middle of traffic, oh, and i think i'll put my fuck-me heel right through the phone too while i'm at it ... people, don't test me! i'm big enough, stong enough, and pissed enough to do it. mad

whew... glad i got that out of my system smile
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dickiev:
I'm leaving tomorrow at noon. I loves me some kirtan. I wish it was available around here more.
Apr 2, 2004
clarkekid:
I don't know if it's SUV's or just cell phones that make people completely retarded. But why are they targeting you? Did you piss someone off? Well, the only way to be safe is to deflate all the tires of all the SUV's you come across... that should hinder their movement and give you a little more time to get out of the way, and maybe even be able to pull the mongoloid out of the driver's seat for a severe beating. smile
Apr 2, 2004

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