What a crazy fucking month its been.
Whenever life seems to not be able to get any more surreal and unpredictable,something always pushes it that one step ahead of normality and i really like it that way (even if not at first, i always end up liking it).
Thanksgiving is right around the corner but who fucking cares. that holiday is so whack (and not in a vegan way, because well...im not vegan. Its just everything about it has always seemed lame to me. Not to mention i fucking hate sweet potatos and yams with that baked marshmellow nonsense on the top)
I used to have a yearly monopoly contest that used real money at my friends house . It was fun and exciting and usually filled with a lot of booze and boisterous shit talking on the unlucky player who got the "thimble". The evening would usually commence with someone (my friends oldest brother) getting border line scary drunk and taking a game of monopoly WAY too seriously, and walking out before it ended.
Now THAT is what thanksgiving is all about. Pumpkin pie is good, but i consider that halloween food.
The real holidays are right around the corner. That means the war on christmas is about to bloom again... Phew! thank goodness we will get back to the things that actually matter...wether or not the 90 year old "greeter" at walmart says "happy holidays" or "merry christmas". Who cares that we are making 90 year olds work? They deserve it. Fuck you, oldie. Dont offend me by wishing me happy holidays, i need my "belief specific" greeting or else...
Maybe it wont be discussed because the democrats won the election (fingers crossed this time, dont fuck it up dudes. Keep the blow jobs to a minimum and stick together.) either way we are better off.
Evidently dropping your mac book fixes it...no more weird click every time i open the screen.
I am going to try and see the borat movie tomorrow, ive JUUUUST about run out of time before the full on annihilation of its funny happens due to every drunk mother fucker who,up until this movie, still quoted austin powers starts switching over to "high five" and "is nice". I want to love it without having to think of the entire pledge class of alpha dater rapist showing up to their halloween social all dressed as borat, all unaware that the other had had the incredibly un-amazing same thought "hey we quoted this all year, wouldnt it be great if i got to quote it AGAIN....IN COSTUME???".
Anyway, i swear im not as bitter as this post leads you to believe.
I actually havent been so happy in a while.
Its nice to be able to get mad about unimportant things.
so fuck yams, and fuck borat immitations and fuck the war on xmas.
Big ups to Sushi,Bunny,and Reading books cover to cover.
Lates.
Whenever life seems to not be able to get any more surreal and unpredictable,something always pushes it that one step ahead of normality and i really like it that way (even if not at first, i always end up liking it).
Thanksgiving is right around the corner but who fucking cares. that holiday is so whack (and not in a vegan way, because well...im not vegan. Its just everything about it has always seemed lame to me. Not to mention i fucking hate sweet potatos and yams with that baked marshmellow nonsense on the top)
I used to have a yearly monopoly contest that used real money at my friends house . It was fun and exciting and usually filled with a lot of booze and boisterous shit talking on the unlucky player who got the "thimble". The evening would usually commence with someone (my friends oldest brother) getting border line scary drunk and taking a game of monopoly WAY too seriously, and walking out before it ended.
Now THAT is what thanksgiving is all about. Pumpkin pie is good, but i consider that halloween food.
The real holidays are right around the corner. That means the war on christmas is about to bloom again... Phew! thank goodness we will get back to the things that actually matter...wether or not the 90 year old "greeter" at walmart says "happy holidays" or "merry christmas". Who cares that we are making 90 year olds work? They deserve it. Fuck you, oldie. Dont offend me by wishing me happy holidays, i need my "belief specific" greeting or else...
Maybe it wont be discussed because the democrats won the election (fingers crossed this time, dont fuck it up dudes. Keep the blow jobs to a minimum and stick together.) either way we are better off.
Evidently dropping your mac book fixes it...no more weird click every time i open the screen.
I am going to try and see the borat movie tomorrow, ive JUUUUST about run out of time before the full on annihilation of its funny happens due to every drunk mother fucker who,up until this movie, still quoted austin powers starts switching over to "high five" and "is nice". I want to love it without having to think of the entire pledge class of alpha dater rapist showing up to their halloween social all dressed as borat, all unaware that the other had had the incredibly un-amazing same thought "hey we quoted this all year, wouldnt it be great if i got to quote it AGAIN....IN COSTUME???".
Anyway, i swear im not as bitter as this post leads you to believe.
I actually havent been so happy in a while.
Its nice to be able to get mad about unimportant things.
so fuck yams, and fuck borat immitations and fuck the war on xmas.
Big ups to Sushi,Bunny,and Reading books cover to cover.
Lates.
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thehammer0722:
indeed, fuck yams, but rock on thanksgiving. So many other great foods and a reason to once agains see the fam(not just your blood). As for Christmas, if I here one more carol....I'll end it.
jadealexis:
allo, you're a cutiee! 