shitricky

.first of all, I wanna say, "my name is Luka, I live on the second floor"...just fukin kidding....what I really wanted to say, is I haven't felt this proud to be a Canadian since we dominated the olympic hockey series in 2002...I'm so stoked and proud of our world cup team...like i've said before, for some, hockey is merely a reason to get rowdy and...
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.oh, why hello there! I didn't hear you come in, these igloos don't exactly have doors you know....did you know that up here in Kanata, hockey is like religion? ....and in one half of an hour I will be watching our national saviours lay the most almighty of beatings down on a certain Slovakian group of ragatags(that's Kanatian for 'lil fellers that don't know...
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.the Pixies are back to rock the everloving shit out of this city for the third time this year....I think I should get some sleep now, then get up and shower and shave so I look my best when I tell Kim that I want to name our lovechild Lance...

np - skid row - I remember you

.so did any of you see The Bush Twins speak at the Republican National Convention last week? No? Stop watching so much Queer Eye and get some culture! "Couture" cannot replace "culture"!

Any-a-way, I think Bush has really taken the lead in the campaign after the Bush Twins spoke. I mean, who doesnt want two drunk sorority chicks as the face of their political party?...
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.here is your broken character. you know, the one left of heaven. scissors cut him from the page.

.example; continue to read, not to retrace the steps.
.touch me.
.the hemoraging has ceased.


.and i swallow these capsules. to regain my grip. and i swallow myself sick. i inherited my health.

.here is the wake and smile that you seem to need. the safe and...
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.you know the 'Porno For Pyros' song 'pets'? I love that song because it's true....we would make great pets.

.here's to hoping that aliens will come over, soon, and make us all their pets.
I just really want one of those 'lil beds with my name on it.

np - my iron lung - radiohead

.i'm home right now.
.i've been so far away from my home, that i wondered if i'd ever see it again.

.i know i'm gonna be away from home again real soon and i don't even know if that's what i want anymore.
.i dare myself to use the word home one more fukin time.

.it's a letdown. but it's the people that couldn't be...
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.hey, it's a cuthroat business kiddo...you hafta suck it up.

.sometimes you're going to have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to.
then on the way out, slam the door.

.let's start today....

. i got wasted and fell off my bmx machine last night/this morning....and am way more injured than i previously thought...dunno if i can play....with myself, with you, with them....
.i'm going out for a spin right now tho'...like my old man said, he said to me, he said "get the fuk up you fukin pussy...it's just a little blood and bone tissue....get fukin used...
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.my buddy is a high school history teacher, and when we get hammered, he always blurts out random shit that noone but him, it seems, knows....most people think that history is a dull subject. Dull? Is it "dull" that Jesse James once got bitten on the forehead by an ant, and at first it didn't seem like anything, but then the bite got worse and...
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