shitricky

.Sometimes I think I am listening to Slayer, and jamming along. But then I realize it is only in my head. Then I realize it must not be just in my head because people are yelling at me to "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" ...

np - Slayer - dead skin mask...

...I love this and will not hesitate to use it every chance I get...

.today is laundry day n shit...I used to wear the same shit for days and days...I just didn't give a fuck...then my girl at the time started doing my laundry and now I can't stand even the smallest blemish on my clothes...she used fabric softener. I never knew what that stuff was for. Then I noticed women were coming up to me (sniff) 'GIRLFRIEND!' (walk...
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.so, I just galumphed out of bed, and again wondered "who the fuck took a shit in my mouth?"....and looked at the floor...both my gloves are lying beside my bed. appropriately positioned in the 'upright middle finger position'....

.is someone trying to tell me something?

.if I had the wherewithall to take a picture I would, but right now all I want is a nice...
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np - Helmet - Ironhead.

.Guess what. "What" you ask?

.Well chill out man! I'll tell you in a sec! Don't get your panties in a bunch! I'm going to Dublin, Ireland! No, I don't have one single drop of Irish blood in me, nor do I know anyone who lives there, but if there is one thing I am good at, it's getting really, really drunk. And what better...
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