shitricky

.i love breasts.

.chicken that is. this whole avian flu bullshit is exactly that. bullshit.

peoples livelihoods are being demolished because of a manmade error.

.it's amazing to me that canada's most feared diases is carried by one of it's smallest animals.

.oh ya, and i think that the monkeys at the zoo should be made to wear sunglasses so they can't hypnotise you..

np...
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soundtrack to the life of furious

waking-up scene: finger eleven - Bones & Joints
average-day scene: Refused - Summerholidays vs. Punkroutine
best-friend scene: Depeche Mode - Never Let Me Down Again
first-date scene: Third Eye Blind - I Want You
falling-in-love scene: Inxs - Never Tear Us Apart
love scene: Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds - loverman
fight-with-friend scene: glassjaw - Stuck Pig
break-up...
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Hey big cat, it's me.

I'm sorry I exploited you in an April Fools plot, as I'm sure you had your hand pointed down, ready to strike lightning upon thee, or whatever it is you do. It was all in good fun, so I hope you forgive me and all of my trespasses, and deliver me from evil amen, or something.

Now that I think...
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.in my line of work, i often have to attend events and parties where i don't belong or am just fukin uncomfortable. last night was such an occasion.

.you would think that if you're invited to a costume party, it would be a funny idea to dress up like the hosts bitchy(think Mimi from Drew Carey) wife.

.trust me. it's not.

np - tegan &...
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so i just got this offer i can't refuse. no, seriously, i can't.

.in 3 weeks from now i will be in costa rica on a working vacation. i know i've pissed alot of people off(sorry bif), due to my lack of commitment to other tours, but fuk, seriously, costa fukin rica?.

.never been. anyone?.

holy new rad band alert.
Hazen St.

np - white...
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. so i just got this offer i can't refuse. no, seriously, i can't.

.in 3 weeks from now i will be in costa rica on a working vacation. i know i've pissed alot of people off(sorry bif), due to my lack of commitment to other tours, but fuk, seriously, costa fukin rica?.

.never been. anyone?.

holy new rad band alert.
Hazen St.

np -...
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I realize i haven't used this much to talk about what's been going on in my life lately.

Allow me to keep you up to speed.

A couple months ago I went to the five and dime and got my first real six string.
And, my god, ever since I've been playing it until my fingers bleed profusely.

Then me and some guys I know...
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I realize i haven't used this much to talk about what's been going on in my life lately.

Allow me to keep you up to speed.

A couple months ago I went to the five and dime and got my first real six string.
And, my god, ever since I've been playing it until my fingers bleed profusely.

Then me and some guys I know...
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.the funniest shit happened tonite...so we're having a few at the moose and the hump singer from simple plan comes in(with a really hott girl might i add), and starts acting all cool n shit. total hump, anyway before we could even think to, someone walked by him and accidentally spilt their drink on him.

saw the whole thing happen in slow motion. i was...
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.instead of studying for finals, why not go to cuba and catch some rays? you might flunk, but you might have failed anyways.

.that's my point.
improvisational skills

np - she shut your eyes - blindside