shitricky

.i finally watched 'pirates of the caribbean'.
.pretty good...i've been a fan of johnny since 21 Jump Street...but what i don't get is why whenever there is a mutiny on a ship, they ask for 'better treatment'.

.i'd ask for a pinball machine. i bet that with all that rocking back and forth, you'd get alot of free games.

np - powderfinger - lemon sunrise.

.one can only wear white pants if one is freakin' fabulous.

np - dive - nirvana

.At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray,...
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.without a doubt, by far, the best spam message i have ever received:
your throbbing man gristle in her gushing gash? find out how!!!.

.i'm gonna get me a new job writing these things n shit.

np - joan jett - crimson and clover

judge a woman not by her clothing but by the size of her tattoos


Heya, Furious here,

Motley Crue were bang on when they wrote the song 'home sweet home'. I just got home from Costa, my bed is looking hawt...anyway...
Im a gonna haves me my first garage sale!

You see, I just moved into a new house a few months ago and I...
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..........so close to home.........i wantneed my my bed.....tours rule but lives rule better.........

np - traffic in downtown San

.lace me up, i'm still looking for these angels in the sand.

A man is judged -- not by his character -- but by his willingness to get naked and roll around in oil.

-- furious

Friends and Lovers...its me, Furious Styles

By now youve probably already heard that I didnt make People Magazines list of "The 50 Most Beautiful People in the World 2004." Before you do anything stupid like cancel your subscription to the cause,...
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.i might not go home n shit.

but i miss you.....

np . elton john . rocket man

.it is hottt in costa rica n shit....but the surf is phenomenal.

.there is nowhere to plug in my laptop, so i{m in a shady internet cafe.

can t win em all n shit.

np....offshore winds.