shitricky

.b-e-n-d-e-r.

.i woke up today, really sore....puked, and went to mcdonalds....now, i'm gonna lay on my couch and watch all the Mike Tyson fights i can get my hands on...to me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other...

np - lambchop - the problem

.i picked up a bunch of tickets for the burlesque show...
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.ya dude...my faith has been restored in my city...it's finally raining here(i was born and raised in this here rainforest, so i crave the rain sometimes), and last night, after vowing to get some sleep, i went to one of the local dive bars for some pints with a friend, and it turned into a shopping excursion...years ago, you could go to this bar, and...
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.dressing wierd is the first step to social rebellion....

np - we must have blood - the dwarves

.another boozy weekend....waiting for something to happen...and, in a way, i guess it did....when i wait, i think...sometimes i think i'd be better off dead....no, wait, not me, you....

....this internet machine is a funny thing...almost a weapon....

np - potters field - anthrax

.hi.
.i don't care.
.thank you, that is all.

.uh huh...this country is another year older...and how did we celebrate you ask?...fast cars, slippery slides, all-kee-haul, and red meat...
....i really have a rainbow life(fuk you fuker)....i'm soo cathartic after the bbq...the next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks...
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.happy canadia day n shit fockers!!!

.if you need me, i'll be elbows deep in a cooler of pilsner, and pulling all the strings on bikini tops down at wreck today.

np - dayglo abortions - proud to ba a canadian

'proud to ba a canadian...pass me another beer...proud to be a canadian...hold my seat while i take a piss...

.our prime minister sucks dogshit...
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.now this is what the fuk i'm talkin about....sleeping in, drinkin coffee, not worryin' about a gawddamn thing....

.goin out' golfin at one of the nicest courses in van today with some more friends i haven't seen in awhile...and have a date with one of my closest girls who has drifted away and would be fukin perfect for this site(i know you read this sometimes...
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.i think i'm gonna cut out of work early today....there are some peeps (did i just say peeps?) i need to spend more time with. i miss you...get some al-keee-haul and go to the beach and burn like a driftwood bonfire...beer...if i ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, i bet i could shoot beer out of my nose...

...it's time to start planning another...
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.don't put the blame on the guy in shades.

.go vote today n shit....

np - dwarves - we must have blood