shitricky

.I'm trying to dry out a little, and I think it's having a profound effect on my dreams....I never had such fucked up dreams when I went to bed with a buzz on...

.for instance, last night I had a dream that when I came home from the beach, I accidentally put my truck key in the door of my house... I turned it... and the whole building started up.... So I drove it around.... A policeman stopped me for going too fast... He said, 'Where do you live?'... I said, 'Right here'... Then I drove my building onto the middle of a highway, and I ran outside, and told all of the cars to get the hell out of my driveway....

.then I woke up....

.aaaaaanywho, tomorrow, I will be attending the wedding of a good friend, and all of us are vehemently opposed to this 'union'....you would be too if over the last year you were witness to one of your bros slow, steady, systematic decline into brainwasheddom...poor 'lil feller, he never saw it comin'...I predict within a year we'll be throwing the biggest divorce party this muthafuckin city has ever seen....

.I hope life isn't just one big joke, because I don't get it.

np - Sick of it All - scratch the surface