shitricky

.okied dokie...it's story time n shit....complete with pictures...kinda like an internet machine pop-up book.....

.some of the bros and I decided to try something different and go out drinking


.apparantly some of us get a 'lil feisty when the bourbon takes over...silly boys, always picking fights....well the Timpanzee picked one he couldn't really finish...more bourbon now...



.girls are radd...they're hot and they smell good...and they can fix stuff, like broken eyes n shit...no doctors needed when girls offer to stitch it themselves...


.not feeling so hot from the festivites the previous evening, Mikey had the brilliant idea to bring over another bottle of bourbon, and go down to the beach...





.drinking beer n bourbon at the beach is said to be very therapeutic for all sorts of shit n shit...



.we stayed there until well into the evening, vowing not to return to the scene of last nights crime....


...and then someone yelled at the top of their everloving lungs...

...and it happened again...

.all events are based on real, actual breathing alcoholics and have not been altered to respect the privacy of anyone....fuck that noise.