shitricky

.so did any of you see The Bush Twins speak at the Republican National Convention last week? No? Stop watching so much Queer Eye and get some culture! "Couture" cannot replace "culture"!

Any-a-way, I think Bush has really taken the lead in the campaign after the Bush Twins spoke. I mean, who doesnt want two drunk sorority chicks as the face of their political party? If I were an American, I would be so effin in!

Think about it. What if the Communists came to your door and said, "How would you like to join the Communist party?"

Id say, "I like to party, what are you guys into?"

And theyd say, "Well, were pretty much into making you work your ass off and then you split all your money with the guy next to you who doesnt feel like working."

Id be like, "That doesnt sound like much of a party."

"Did I mention that our leaders are two drunk sorority chicks?"

"Im so in!"

How about Fascism:

A system of government marked by centralization of authority under a dictator...who happens to be two drunk sorority chicks!

Doesnt sound so bad anymore, does it?

Or even Racism:

You have to hate everyone who is not exactly like you... unfortunately for you, everyone who is not like you are drunk sorority chicks.

Not so racist anymore, are ya?

Im not saying I have all the answers, Im just saying Im smarter than you.

Furious,
Corporate Disciplinarian/Closet Transsexual