shitricky

.holy eff...my neighbors dog just tried to eat a skunk right under my bedroom window...i heard it first and when i looked outside i saw the skunk hopping the fence into my backyard, and then it hit....HARD...a wave of skunk washed over everything....there is barely no breeze tonite and my entire house(especially my bedroom) is permeated with the smell....it's all i can taste...not even the blackjack i'm sipping on can mask it (hold on, lemme take a sip)....nope, didn't work....FUUUUCK....

.i'm goin' down to the beach...there is no effin way i can be in my house right now...