shitricky

.kelowna was radd...boozy, but radd...time to dry out a bit tho...

.this one dude we were with went swimming and out of nowhere got out of the lake and started screaming and running around holding his neck...there were some very fukin creepy black things on it, and not even leeches(i don't think)...

.anytime I see someone screech across a dock and flailing his arms, clutching...
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.peace, i'm out...gonna go to kelowna fer the next couple days and sit on the boat....

.do i look fat in these shorts?

np - fear factory - linchpin

1 2 3 GO....if i tell you what i'm doin today...

.ahhhhfukk it......

.smoking bongs and sipping vodka..."nothin' can stop us"....you don't know how right you were baby...

.we found the sweetest spot to watch the fireworks last night, which by the way, in this humble sluts opinion, was dominated by Sweden last night.

np - swollen members - end of story

.I scrambled to the top of the precipice where Chunk was waiting. "That was radd," I said. "You bet your sweet ass it was," said Chunk. "Let's climb higher." "No effin way," I said. "I think we should be heading back now." "We have time," Chunk insisted. I said we didn't, and Chunk said we did. We argued back and forth like that for about...
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.dude, like, seriously dude, what is it about the Cambie that makes me want to spew? i very rarely hurl, but last night was the second time in as many nights that i purged myself inside the 5 star resort on Cordova street....duder?

.so, we are faced with yet another sunny ass hot mutherfukin summer day on the west coast....i should get some work done...
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.is anyone still reading this crap?

.i know, i know, you're rich....good clothes, and little things.
.your mind is fancy.

np - pixies - is she wierd?

.before can not be retreived...from all the way up here there's no end...i'm flying high...

.i'm hung today...by my tits....and the only 2 things i'm gonna do are go see my doctor and get my hand fixed, and work on my fade....oh, and i think i'm gonna shave some heiroglyphics into my head....last night i puked in the bar that she works at..... i rule........
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.interesting thing happened today....i felt like i was 18 again...
.cut out early and he passed out on an overpass in his sunday best on top of broken glass.
.we were broken down from the bikes and bars..."if i'm gonna spew," he said, "i'm gonna do it on a speeding car."....

...the day started out radd...biking around like we owned the streets...we own summertime just...
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.consider the daffodil. and while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff.....

np - love burns - BRMC