shitricky

. i got wasted and fell off my bmx machine last night/this morning....and am way more injured than i previously thought...dunno if i can play....with myself, with you, with them....
.i'm going out for a spin right now tho'...like my old man said, he said to me, he said "get the fuk up you fukin pussy...it's just a little blood and bone tissue....get fukin used...
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.my buddy is a high school history teacher, and when we get hammered, he always blurts out random shit that noone but him, it seems, knows....most people think that history is a dull subject. Dull? Is it "dull" that Jesse James once got bitten on the forehead by an ant, and at first it didn't seem like anything, but then the bite got worse and...
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.I'm spending all my time thinking deep and getting nowhere...and I try to draw the line, but that would mean I'd have to play fair...

.gawddammit...man, i almost had it...I'm trying to write for a new record...but i'm thinking i had way more shit to write about when i was 20...compared to now when it's nothing but headaches and heartaches....i wish it could be all...
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.i wish i had a dollar for every time i spent a dollar, cuz then, yippeekiyay motherfucker, I'd have all my money back...

np - nothing here - pacifier

.man, i used to think i was way to seasoned of a drinker to get hungover...until today...what the fuck happened furious, what happened to you?

np - you know you're right - nirvana

Dearest Officials of the 2008 Summer Olympics,

By now you know that this years Olympics pretty much sucks swamp ass. The coverage isnt live. The coverage isnt interesting. The broadcasters are cheesy. The sports are boring. And most of all: theres definitely not enough illegal drug use (but apparantly alot of sexxxin') going on amongst the Olympians.

Theres nothing we can do about this now...
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.now i'm stuck inside my own machine.

.dammit, i forgot just how loud one band can be...my fookin ears are ringing so bad right now....
.damn you S.T.R.E.E.T.S for coming home tonight, and damn myself for forgetting my earplugs.
.i'll never forgive myself.

.i wrote one of those letters tonite "that you're not supposed to send"....and i'm sending it anyways...

np - the constant...
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I got my first letter from the child that I am sponsoring, on Friday.

Since she is five, and from Congo, her ability to write a legible, cohesive, english speaking letter to me is wishful thinking, so it was hand written by her uncle.

It talked about who she is and what she does all day and her l'il chores and such.

At the end...
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.holy eff...my neighbors dog just tried to eat a skunk right under my bedroom window...i heard it first and when i looked outside i saw the skunk hopping the fence into my backyard, and then it hit....HARD...a wave of skunk washed over everything....there is barely no breeze tonite and my entire house(especially my bedroom) is permeated with the smell....it's all i can taste...not even the...
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.i miss hockey. the world cup is gonna be here in Van soon, and i can't get tickets. cheez n rice, what's a guy gotta do? i really miss the Canucks. i have season tix and now they're in jeapordy.

.right now, i'm simultaniously hungover and wasted, so now, i ramble. that's my story and i'm stickin' to it.

. i'm gonna miss this holy...
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.lost sheep to sheppard...lost sheep to sheppard...i found my way home...

.so, as Slayer played on the stereo, bones and blood lie on the ground, rotten limbs lie dead, decapitated bodies found, on my wall, YOUR HEAD, and you looked me in the eye and sang the words, i was, like, whoah....you rule...last night was radd...

p.s....your candy melted all up in my truck...
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.i was called out by an angel because of my heart that bleeds in blue...he said i should cut off my tongue so i could dip it into you...