shitricky

.so, I just galumphed out of bed, and again wondered "who the fuck took a shit in my mouth?"....and looked at the floor...both my gloves are lying beside my bed. appropriately positioned in the 'upright middle finger position'....

.is someone trying to tell me something?

.if I had the wherewithall to take a picture I would, but right now all I want is a nice...
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np - Helmet - Ironhead.

.Guess what. "What" you ask?

.Well chill out man! I'll tell you in a sec! Don't get your panties in a bunch! I'm going to Dublin, Ireland! No, I don't have one single drop of Irish blood in me, nor do I know anyone who lives there, but if there is one thing I am good at, it's getting really, really drunk. And what better...
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.like the Maiden said....run to the hills...................

.I'll be up there...in Whistler for the next few...if you need me, I'll be in the hot tub @ 6........

.oh my my...oh hell yess....honey put on that party dress.

...The memories of my family outings are still a source of strength/inspiration to me. I remember we'd all pile into the car - I forget what kind it was - and drive and drive. I'm not sure where we'd go, but I think there were some trees there. The smell of something was strong in the air as we played whatever sport we played. I...
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.still on the science tip n shit....I watched a radd documentary about disease ane crazy ways people have been decimated over the centuries....and I could only come to one conclusion...I bet it was really hard to pick up chicks if you had The Black Death...

np - Probot - Centuries of Sin

.I've been thinking about science and scientific shit alot lately.

.I think there should be something in science called the "reindeer effect." I don't know what it would be, but I think it'd be good to hear someone say, "Gentlemen, what we have here is a terrifying example of the reindeer effect."

.or "no dude, I was fucked last night because of the reindeer effect"...
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