shitricky

so, i'm online at the bum crack of dawn for pixies tix, there are a couple of bros in line down at the main office on drake, and a couple heads working the phones.

you think any of us had any luck getting tickets? nope. gone in 60 seconds.

fuking brokers and scalpers. shit eating monkey fuckers.

i hope that when they die, cartoon charachters...
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jumpin jesus on a pogo stick. pixies tickets sold out in 5 minutes this morning.

oh, but i'll still get some. yes i will.

fukers. stay the fuk outta my way shit eating monkey fuking scalpers.

np - slayer - angel of death

...i hope that someday we will just throw away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people....
oh, jack

...yesterday was definately a defining day for my good bro chunkie. you see, it was the day he officially became an asshole.

it was pissing rain yesterday afternoon, hard, and there were huge puddles in my neighborhood.
as we were heading out to stock up on booze for the 'nucks game, he saw this kid whom we've seen around the 'hood before. nothing about this...
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.......my two weeks on a distant hillside, washed the grime away. the other fifty are layered on. i will sleep under constellations. those stars are full of information. i can't help singing.........

but there's a lost connection. this time i'll never leave.

..........all this time, unforgiven. what i'm doing, is not living. let the city have it all. nail and hammer, i have home. with...
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so, you know that whole mars rover exploration thing? from all accounts everything is going well n shit, but i have a funny feeling that they're gonna discover something all fucked up.

there's water there yo. therefore there is life n shit.

they're gonna piss someone or something off real quick and this crazy life form is gonna wake up and come to earth and...
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shit ya. for once i got a booooty call instead of making one.

in other news, i finally had a tripped out dream last night(maybe it was the crazy drunken sex?).

any way, i dreamt that i was a fukin rad cowboy and i was killing people n shit. i caught this one dude and i tied him up behind tampopo, my rad horse and...
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suhweeeet.

march 7. seattle. showbox. MELVINS!!! and mudhoney.

now i have to go about rearranging my schedule to accomodate that show.

sometimes i think you just have to march in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. then slam the door on the way out.

np - melvins - honeybucket

i haven't had a dream for awhile now. and gawddammit, i want them back. is there something wrong with me?

gone are the days when i would wake up and say "holy shitfuk, i hafta go back to australia," or wake up to realise that katie holmes wasn't really going down on me after all. then i'd rub one out and it's all good.

yup,...
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hands down, best channel on tv (besides ctv, looove the O.C.), is the documentary channel.

love it, but what i wanna see is a nature documentary where an eagle swoops down and pulls a salmon out of the ocean. then as he swoops down, low to the ground to land, the salmon pulls a worm out of the ground.

now that's a documentary.

np -...
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Dear Nipple:

it's me, furiousstyles. i know it's wierd, me writing you a letter. i've never written to one of my body parts before. anyway, i don't know how to tell you this so i'm gunna just come right out and say it.

i'm getting you a nipple shield!!!!

you see, nipple shields are the new trucker hat. they're all the rage, rumor has it...
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my old mantra. never fails.



......guns don't kill. bullets do. and i've got one saved just for you..........