shitricky

.hi.
.i don't care.
.thank you, that is all.

.uh huh...this country is another year older...and how did we celebrate you ask?...fast cars, slippery slides, all-kee-haul, and red meat...
....i really have a rainbow life(fuk you fuker)....i'm soo cathartic after the bbq...the next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks...
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.happy canadia day n shit fockers!!!

.if you need me, i'll be elbows deep in a cooler of pilsner, and pulling all the strings on bikini tops down at wreck today.

np - dayglo abortions - proud to ba a canadian

'proud to ba a canadian...pass me another beer...proud to be a canadian...hold my seat while i take a piss...

.our prime minister sucks dogshit...
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.now this is what the fuk i'm talkin about....sleeping in, drinkin coffee, not worryin' about a gawddamn thing....

.goin out' golfin at one of the nicest courses in van today with some more friends i haven't seen in awhile...and have a date with one of my closest girls who has drifted away and would be fukin perfect for this site(i know you read this sometimes...
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.i think i'm gonna cut out of work early today....there are some peeps (did i just say peeps?) i need to spend more time with. i miss you...get some al-keee-haul and go to the beach and burn like a driftwood bonfire...beer...if i ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, i bet i could shoot beer out of my nose...

...it's time to start planning another...
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.don't put the blame on the guy in shades.

.go vote today n shit....

np - dwarves - we must have blood

.alot of nutty shit went down this weekend. fuked up rich people. fuked up stuipid rich people.

.i'd rather be rich than stupid.

np - needle and the damage done - Neil Young

.and i don't give a poo what they say. that new streets album is pretty chill.

.go and vote tommorrow...this year our generation actually has a say.

.sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that...
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Good heavens, shitlist, my how you've grown.
Where does the time go?

I detour my head for a second and before I know it, you are three...

.i don't know 'bout you, but i fukin hated high school...i remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. i knew what was coming. "you don't have to tell me," i said. "i'm off the team, aren't I?" "well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. you made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is...
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.ya, we're back...details to follow...i came to many conclusions on this trip...one of them being...when you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven....it might be a trick, but if it's not, mmmmmmm, boy....

.to fed up with shit to type right now, but when i'm ready....loooook out n shit.

.3 times alone this week, i was 'sposed to be a rock star...we are 'sposed to be the ones who set the world on fire...

.i can't deny...when two 8's become a 0.