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I don't like to pee. It wastes time. There are so many other, better things I could do with that time.

Today someone got my debit card info and charged all the money out of my checking and savings. My bank has fraud protection and says they'll cover it, but I'm broke till Monday because I have no access to my account and I can't...
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corporatespy:
I thought I lost my wallet complete with social security card for like 4 hours on monday. However, after tearing through my room flipping shit over, and pulling the dressers away from the wall... I did find it. I can't imagine how much i'd be freaking out if I had actually lost the wallet let alone someone charging up all sorts of shit on my cards. Good luck! hope that guy gets his shitty karma he has coming to him!

BTW, about the peeing thing, just think how much valuable drinking time is wasted peeing in bar bathrooms!
twizzler:
Dam that sucks . But the pee thing I am totaly lost on that one lol . But other words take a chit well hummm what a feeling to get all the chit out of you lol tongue
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I'm blue... in one of those non-specific, not really depressed just sort of sentimental ways. Where you just want to listen to slow, cheese music and sing along at the top of your lungs.

One of the sexiest things I have ever seen was in a bar and restaurant in Cleveland, Ohio. There was a little local band that played there once a week- a...
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variety:
painting is such a good, relaxing thing. My problem is that i want to paint everything every week, as I'm always wanting to try new colors. That's the beauty of paint, i guess, it's cheap and makes a dramatic difference quickly.

I'm trying not to worry so much, I'm sure something will work out for me soon. I've just got to go out there and make it happen
voiddragon:
Have you ever pissed off an old italian woman before?? Yeah I think she would kik my ass. Besides that she cheats biggrin


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Dear SG member reading this journal,
I love you. I mean, I know this seems like maybe it's a little early in the relationship but I just get this feeling about us that tells me you're the one.
Love,
Me

Here's the random movie quote of the day, from the classic Airplane

Young Boy with Coffee: I thought you might like some coffee.
[Sits beside...
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corporatespy:
Monty Python and the Holy Grail!

BROTHER: "And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out
the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the
counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either
count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is
right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be
reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards
thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'"
MAYNARD: Amen.
ALL: Amen.
ARTHUR: Right! One... two... five!
???: Three, sir!
ARTHUR: Three!
[boom]
variety:
Oh, I just remembered another one: Super Troopers!
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variety:
<strutting around> Yeah, she liked it enough, she didn't complain. And I was feeling pretty damn good about it, too. Hehehe, I oughta do that more often I think!
the_reverend:
Your cute dealer of death is very spooky indeed. i like it!
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I've been shopping a lot in the last couple of weeks. Got a bonus and work and paid some bills (but probably not the ones I really needed to pay) and then went shopping.

It always makes me feel empty.
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variety:
hehe, I dont' go shopping for that reason. I always get home, look at the crap I bought, and feel somewhat unsatisfied. Hmm, bizarre
lilyk:
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heidiness:
that's adorable, i want a husky so bad love
variety:
it was HIS car that was broken, not mine. I pretty much figured something like that was gonna happen, since it always does when we plan time with eachother. On the plus side, I'm really learning to enjoy being stood up. It's something I can count on. How's that for stability?
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twizzler:
HUm wild . I always work untill I fall asleep but sometimes I tend to stay up untill things get done .
stolenhistories:
I reccommend smacking your head on something large and dense. Usually works for me.
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aedara:
I too am feeling quite restless, I love that you did a GIS for how you are feeling! biggrin I've just got too much stuff up in the air right now, I wish life would just settle down. whatever
variety:
A mudlogger is the on site geologist, more or less. I look at the dirt samples and tell the oil company what kind of rock we're drilling in. When we get into the oil-bearing formation, I tell them how much oil is there more or less, and keep them on the right drilling path.

I spend 12hrs a day in a trailer and go out and catch dirt samples every 30 min. or so. I have TONS of downtime during the course of a normal day.
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I've got something in my pocket
It belongs across my face.
I keep it very close to me,
In a most important place.

I know you wouldn't guess it,
If you guessed a long, long while.
So I'll take it out and put it on,
It's a great big Brownie smile!


I learned that song when I was a girl scout in first or second...
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corporatespy:
haha those could be some great new merrit badges. Something challenging like "applying the condom while drunk" badge, or... yeah I could come up with some really bad ones so I'll stop there. Girlscout cookies? Pfft... to quote an overused song "I did it all for the nookie! so you can take those cookies..."

p.s. yeah it probably is just girls named Rachel. BUT as a funny coinsidence, girls whose names start with E and are vegan are also psychotic 99% of the time.
sexyadventurer:
I saw a post of yours and just dropped by to say hi.
smile
The mental picture of the chocolate brownie smile...whoah...
surreal
But then I saw that it was a Girl Scout song and it made me laugh. On SG, you're right, the context is totally different!
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I was really, really (really!) bored this weekend and watched part of Bad News Bears- the 1976 version. I'm wondering if they've preserved this fabulous quote in the remake, "All we got on this team are a buncha Jews, spics, niggers, pansies, and a booger-eatin' moron!" whatever Wow.

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corporatespy:
That'd be so damn funny if the Rachel you're talking about is the same Rachel I know who is a total and complete bitch.(but I think she spells is Rachelle ?) I'd say the best way to go about that is to take her into your company and be the "bigger person" lull her into a false sense of security. Cuz I mean... c'mon we never know when we need a decoy. "Hey Rachel, stay here ...we'll go ahead and clear the zombies!" * snickers under breath*
violetred:
your "gets me hot" is too good for words wink