I've got something in my pocket
It belongs across my face.
I keep it very close to me,
In a most important place.
I know you wouldn't guess it,
If you guessed a long, long while.
So I'll take it out and put it on,
It's a great big Brownie smile!
I learned that song when I was a girl scout in first or second grade. It's a lot more entertaining now that I'm older and think of it in a different context. If I could, I'd buy an adult sized girlscout costume and let someone defile me. Sort of a new spin on the schoolgirl costume. Hey mister, wanna buy some girl scout cookies?
Ooh... I found one but they won't let me have the picture.
I have some ideas for new patches!!!
It belongs across my face.
I keep it very close to me,
In a most important place.
I know you wouldn't guess it,
If you guessed a long, long while.
So I'll take it out and put it on,
It's a great big Brownie smile!
I learned that song when I was a girl scout in first or second grade. It's a lot more entertaining now that I'm older and think of it in a different context. If I could, I'd buy an adult sized girlscout costume and let someone defile me. Sort of a new spin on the schoolgirl costume. Hey mister, wanna buy some girl scout cookies?
Ooh... I found one but they won't let me have the picture.
I have some ideas for new patches!!!
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p.s. yeah it probably is just girls named Rachel. BUT as a funny coinsidence, girls whose names start with E and are vegan are also psychotic 99% of the time.
The mental picture of the chocolate brownie smile...whoah...
But then I saw that it was a Girl Scout song and it made me laugh. On SG, you're right, the context is totally different!