So its been a while since my last bloggie. Not much has been going on really. i do have a story id like to share though which is strange as shit.
Today while i was working i see this woman running around the store with a pair of pliars. I think nothing of it. So im down in one of the aisles shooting the shit with another associate and she appears next to me, so i ask her if she needs some assistance, she does...
She tells me that she got these pliars but they dont work, she needs something thin similar to pliars to get a piercing out. she tells me that she was looking for a person in the store who had piercings as well. she needed to get this piercing out before noon and none of the local shops open till noon. So im showing her some items that may work. so i ask her where her appt is... not where as in what type, but where as in location so that maybe i can direct her to a place that opens earlier. she tells me its the obgyn, soooooooooooooooooooo im like allrighty then a vagina piercing of some type. Mind you i am now disgusted because she needs to get this ring out of her junk because she probaby has something strange going on downstairs. well we finally decide that i have nothing to take it out but if she wanted to be real bold then she could use a pair of tin snips to cut it off... bad idea i know but she was desperate. so she goes and buys the snips and asks if we have a bathroom that she can use (im like o man shes gonna do this here!). so she runs to the bathroom, comes back about 10 minutes later and lets me know that she got it out and to let people know not to put the snips in all the way because they get stuck, she proceeds to show me the jewelry in question. im totally disgusted at this point and she thanks me and runs away. i dont think she bought the snips, im pretty sure they are back on the shelf.
So there is my story, isnt that just plain wrong? ::shivers::
Today while i was working i see this woman running around the store with a pair of pliars. I think nothing of it. So im down in one of the aisles shooting the shit with another associate and she appears next to me, so i ask her if she needs some assistance, she does...
She tells me that she got these pliars but they dont work, she needs something thin similar to pliars to get a piercing out. she tells me that she was looking for a person in the store who had piercings as well. she needed to get this piercing out before noon and none of the local shops open till noon. So im showing her some items that may work. so i ask her where her appt is... not where as in what type, but where as in location so that maybe i can direct her to a place that opens earlier. she tells me its the obgyn, soooooooooooooooooooo im like allrighty then a vagina piercing of some type. Mind you i am now disgusted because she needs to get this ring out of her junk because she probaby has something strange going on downstairs. well we finally decide that i have nothing to take it out but if she wanted to be real bold then she could use a pair of tin snips to cut it off... bad idea i know but she was desperate. so she goes and buys the snips and asks if we have a bathroom that she can use (im like o man shes gonna do this here!). so she runs to the bathroom, comes back about 10 minutes later and lets me know that she got it out and to let people know not to put the snips in all the way because they get stuck, she proceeds to show me the jewelry in question. im totally disgusted at this point and she thanks me and runs away. i dont think she bought the snips, im pretty sure they are back on the shelf.
So there is my story, isnt that just plain wrong? ::shivers::
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lexie:
oh man, i definitely dont own anything for a camping trip. this should be an adventure 
hooraydiation:
At least she didn't ask you for manual help with the removal. Surely that would have gone above and beyond the purview of your job description.