shinobiryu

Brave Michael Howard ran away,
Bravely ran away, away.
When election defeat reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Michael Howard turned about
And gallantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Michael Howard.
He is packing it in and packing it up
And sneaking away and buggering up
And chickening out and pissing off home,
Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge.

(Freely after Monty Python)